a video game character named luigi is standing in the snow ALT: a video game character named luigi is standing in the snow

Me: can I speak to the ceo

Fuck, I’ll do it

In this world you’re either cranking the hog, or you’re hogging the crank

Luna unleashed

a picture of a bat with the words to the goon cave ALT: a picture of a bat with the words to the goon cave

Don’t threaten me with a good time

a woman is drinking water from a bottle . ALT: a woman is drinking water from a bottle .

Pussy juice 👀

Religion stole my foreskin and replaced it with autism apparently according to one idiot

That’ll be the first Turkey killed this year. And the only Turkey in history to be sentenced to death via executive order

I live in the horrors, it’s where I’m safest. They’ve accepted me as one of their own

The terastalized pawmi will get ya if you’re not careful

Ah yes, the Goku of Pokémon

But I love the little chocolate raisins

Time to set it on fire

I hope they charge it rent too

Not the stinky pinky

Religion stole my foreskin

I red this as Gays instead of Guys. Still works

Set the patio on fire

Emergency toilet paper

a man in a pink shirt and tie is sitting at a table in a library talking to a woman . ALT: a man in a pink shirt and tie is sitting at a table in a library talking to a woman .

Just constantly looking into the camera every time somebody says something

I’ve plucked 1 bell pepper, and 4 okra so far. Good, stuff farmer critter 🫡

Be safe

Nothing makes me feel more satisfied than a little treat and a nap

Remove spent flowers as they fade and remove damaged or diseased leaves

Bright indirect sunlight east or north facing window is ideal, water when the topsoil is dry about 1 inch down but avoid getting water on the leaves with room temp water. They like 65-75 degree temperature. And give high phosphorus fertilizer look up African Violet pot mix and a repot annually

“2 high agency males going at it” is the gayest phrase I have ever heard. And I’ve heard a lot of things