Bro let's go live in weirdo kink porn world i bought us tickets we can take the train there and never come back. We can get married there. In a kinky way. You can be my fetish husband bro

I’ll throw you around this hotel room

T is OK for cis women but not trans men.

Puberty blockers are OK for cis kids but illegal for trans kids.

You see it, right? You see what this is?

i love constantly having to mute new dumbass slang for marijuana.

I'm sorry Dave, I really need you to agree to these new terms and conditions.

Angel baby 💗
#hazbinhotel #angeldust

The piss tank on the ISS is now 51% full.

Can writing monsterfuckery books just be my 9 to 5 job? That would be keen!

"he's just a regular dog!!!!" is so funny

this also will not keep kids safe. education will.

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

If youre a UK resident you have a prime opportunity to push back against the Online Safety Act and online surveillance. PLEASE take a moment to fill this out and share it around

Tdick in a glory hole

I need to see the cardiologist tomorrow but I dont have enough
#mutualaid #transmasc #medical

had myself some boy lunch: raisin toast, a hard boiled egg, fried chick peas, and pickled radishes lmao.

“In order for me to write poetry that isn’t political,

I must listen to the birds.

And in order to hear the birds,

the warplanes must be silent”

- Marwan Makhoul

Love it when the villain rewards his feral snapping guard dog of a henchman one of the hero's little friends to play with. Hero really thought that all the wolf and dog comments were just jokes until he hears his best friend squealing into the floor as the henchman's knot is forced inside him

YEAH. i wrote something in a similar vein a while back about how you have to abandon your shame and embrace being a pervert to write smut.

HELLO

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Hey I wrote a little guide for you aspiring smut peddlers out there :)

autistic author and i've got a fantasy erotica short story about a fairy king with subtle as a brick through a window (in MY opinion) autism rep hellostarshine.carrd.co#tkm

"but if he looks like a woman--" mmm but hes NOT and THATS why its sexy.

being into trans femboys is so funny like i can not believe i went all the way back around to something bigots would tell me is "just being a lesbian" like no you dont understand he has to have the right pronouns and a hairy ass or its not hot i cant explain.

i used to have to do this all the time for my best friend. it helps i HAD emergent appendicitis bc i was like "are you throwing up from the pain? no? ok its not appendicitis you just need to poop."

Chris Redfield doodles 🐻💪

Erotica must be a little bit cringe, a lil bit gross. If you think your tastes line up exactly with the most formulaic romance where everyone kisses very normally and Tab A goes in Tab B perfectly, I think you are doing yourself a disservice. I might go so far as to say it lacks bravery, or honesty

artist who's so horny you can't even tell which direction their transphobic fetish art goes

who could have seen this coming

everybody is getting meaner, even queer and leftist folks in ways that sneak up on them and they seem not to be aware of

BETTER NOT BE IF YOUR ASS IS A VETERINARIAN "yes we got this cat as an adult 5 years ago" "ah yes he is 3."