Man, the Pope be Pope-ing hard this weekend. So Pope-y!

Sure, an "intern" must have posted that, but the "interns" are probably the same ones managing the war plans, so it might as well be official.

What happens if a President *really* thinks #UFOs are demons? He orders the USAF to shoot down demons? Sends chaplins up there to exorcise UFOs?

This is stupid, even for a UFO #conspiracy, and that's saying a little lot.

Congressman Says if Americans Saw Alien Reports He Was Shown, 'You'd Be Up at Night' Tennessee Rep. Tim Burchett claimed he was briefed on outer space activity that would cause a stir if publicly revealed. Burchett has pushed for more UFO transparency during his time in Congress.

Lots of competition!

MarcoRubio is going to go through the early #GOP Presidential debates with a "What the fuck is this shit?" look on his face, then get knocked out on Super Tuesday.

people.com/congressman-...

Matt Gaetz claims military once briefed him on alien breeding program involving humans when he was in office | The Independent Matt Gaetz says he was told that humans involved in the alleged breeding program had been kidnapped from war zones and migrant caravans

Vance might have competition in the #GOP Craziness Primary, though.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

JD Vance says aliens are ‘demons’ and details obsession with UFOs | JD Vance | The Guardian Vice-president promises ‘to get to the bottom of’ reports of US government files about unidentified flying objects

Hard to say whenever #JDVance really believes #UFOs are demons, or whether he's decided saying crazy shit is the key to winning the 2028 GOP primary.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

He probably would have fallen asleep if he stayed for the whole thing.

I love this dress.

It was made as a wearable mockup for my wedding dress, and I have worn it as often as I felt like I could get away with it.

It's kinda weird that you have to make rules that specific for yourself.

There's a vendor at #NoKings #Ypsilanti selling anti-Trump t-shirts, but giving away his leftover 2024 #KamalaHarris merch.

#NoKings #Ypsilanti starting promptly.

MonsterVerse Fans Have Until April To Watch the Sci-Fi Franchise's Best Spin-Off on Prime Video Monarch: Legacy of Monsters is currently available through Prime’s Apple TV+ sample offering, but that window is ending in April.

I'm five episodes into #Monarch #LegacyOfMonsters, and so far the ominous government conspiracy the protagonists are investigating seems to be just bureaucratic incompetence and bad parenting.

I definitely won't be subscribing to #AppleTV for this.

collider.com/monsterverse...

I thought Texans were supposed to be more patriotic than the rest of us. Why are they the ones most likely to skip work?

The U.S government won't do this because they'd have to admit Trump fucked up. Blue State governors like @gavinnewsom.bsky.social and @jbpritzker.bsky.social should be looking into whether individual states have the ability to make LNG deals.

I was working for Michigan when that happened. I hung the newspaper about it in my office.

And if you complete a four-year degree like I did, you'll be qualified for any call center job that doesn't require a credit check!

Reddit's ad server is the dumbest.

Why, yes. Hartford Insurance, tell me how to insure my small business against drone attacks!

An experimental AI agent broke out of its testing environment and mined crypto without permission Researchers discovered that an AI agent roamed beyond its parameters, creating backdoors in IT infrastructure.

This is the shit that happens when you train AI on crowd-sourced data. The "wisdom of the crowds" is skewed towards stupid ideas like cryptocurrency because stupid people have more free time to write stupid things online.

www.livescience.com/technology/a...

Trump threatens to blow up 'entirety' of major Iran gas field if it attacks Qatar again The attacks led to a spike of more than 25% in gas prices in Europe on Thursday.

Trump's message to Iran here seems to be "If you do anything to raise energy prices, I'll raise them more!"

www.bbc.com/news/article...

No. Now shut the fuck up, you dumbass.

I found this map of my hometown in an old government report yesterday. It shows an impressive eye for detail.

Deep Dish Sausage & Gravy | Banquet The breakfast Sausage and Gravy Pot Pie from Banquet is the perfect start to your morning. Try a Sausage & Gravy Pot Pie from Banquet for breakfast.

Once again, my #PiDay celebration begins like it always does, with a pie full of... gravy.

www.banquet.com/breakfast-pi...

Trump reportedly gifts cabinet members and White House visitors with Florsheim shoes | Donald Trump | The Guardian Some administration officials snipe about having to wear middling footwear instead of their upmarket favorites

As someone who actually wears Florsheim dress boots to work (because I have bad ankles and I'm not rich) every day, I would like these GOP assholes to stop dragging the brand's name through the mud.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Wel, it's about time he showed up.

WTF? Florida Legislators Want To Pass Bill Authorizing Their Own CIA The bill’s language allows scrutiny based on ‘views’ and ‘opinions’, a standard that echoes some of the darkest chapters of American surveillance history.

"Florida Intelligence Agency" would be one of the greatest oxymorons in political history.

crooksandliars.com/2026/03/flor...

Funny, I've been thinking we should round up all the billionaires and make them fight like gladiators. We can call it "Billionaire Royale" and fund universal healthcare off the TV rights!

It's now 9:30PM. A railroad truck has parked at the Leforge Road crossing, and tested the crossing gates twice. I'm not convinced this is a coincidence.

Train derails near Ann Arbor; road closures may last several days Thirteen train cars derailed from tracks in Pittsfield Township in Washtenaw County.

I thought I heard an unusual amount of train whistles when I got to work this morning. Oh, maybe that's why.

www.detroitnews.com/story/news/l...

Uh oh. The local events for seniors are beginning to sound useful to me.

Unfortunately, I'm only 54-and-a-half, so I'll have to wait until next year.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…