thinking about this shirt

Remember when training a new hire to gaslight them into believe you used to be a barbwire sharpener during the winter out in central Australia. Then during the off seasons, train seahorses at the Melbourne aquarium.

@xmikaxmayhemx.bsky.social

Discord lied.

they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.

“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.

"oh gross thats a gooner game" who cares man

I'll jack off to your favorite game anyways. cranking my hog to call of duty. masturbating to sim city 200. im busting nuts to bejewled. fuck you.

bodies and breath

Is my cafe at work running out of the funny english town name sauce (worcestershire) a fair and understandable reason for a crash out? 🤔

you don't know me

Confirmed: They are putting something in the testosterone to make the Tbussy taste better.

#Trans #FTM #Tboy

Confirmed: They are putting something in the testosterone to make the Tbussy taste better.

#Trans #FTM #Tboy

Old conservative bikie stuck in his ways giving his transgender son in law a knife for christmas, claiming that "every man needs a good knife"

My boyfriend almost cried when his dad said that to me

Bleed but in 6/8 YouTube video by Yo Han

To follow up on last post, heres bleed in 6/8 time signature....enjoy.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4YG...

Pirates talking to their sweetie be like:
Avast me shugga.

cool guys giving u a ciggie

keep fighting

polyamory is on the rise because economic inflation and security advancements have made two-person bank heists practically unfeasible

my girlfriend has brain poisoned me I keep saying "here's the thing" and posting this everywhere

tails holding up an object and saying "This is my new invention it's called the Marlboro Red 8000" and Blaze responding "I'll buy 20 cartons"

I get asked by friends and people I met if there anything I enjoy about driving trucks for a job, normally I say no. but driving down a rich neighbourhood at 7 in the morning with my engine breaks blasting definitely puts a smile on my face.

Having Creed's hit song higher stuck in your head but its not the whole song, just the line 'Lets go there'.

a deer holding flowers in it's mouth is standing inside next to a couch. "I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups by any chance?"

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

gram smoker's packula

screenshot of a YouTube video still of a chubby baby seal laying on the snow with the caption "In the glittering backlight, a fat baby seal is doing nothing special."

This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.

Recently, I moved into a new rental to live in and our cat got approved for the household pet. I'm not sure how they are going to react to the pup in the dog bed...

#Crouchingpuphidenpooch #pupplay

Tow truck
Tug boat
Yoink plane?