And then he said: “If you don’t open the Strait of Hormuz, an entire civilization will die tonight.”

So they opened it.

Then he blockaded it.

So they closed it again.

Now he’s demanding they reopen it… so he can close it again.

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

The media blackout of Jared Kushner’s historic, ongoing corruption scandal As Trump's son-in-law returns to Pakistan for more talks with Iran, major news outlets are largely ignoring an egregious

As Trump's war on Iran continues, reminder that his own son-in-law Jared Kushner — who is leading negotiations with Iran — stands to profit from lucrative contracts with its regional rivals.

War gives dictators like Trump (and his family) more power and more wealth.

There, I took a screenshot of a screenshot of it. It’s official now, game on. Come at me!!

Hahaha! I would love it if she did. Please I am begging you. Sue me!!

Keep Walking The Walk,Mayor Mamdani.......

Damn Alex Jones is stupid. Like, incredibly stupid.

Greta Thunberg is no.2 on Israel's official '''antisemite''' list.

She is boiling their piss just by opposing their Genocidal War Crimes.

Boil it some more, we need people like Greta in charge.

To deal with War Criminals like Israel.

Ossoff: "How does American politics really work? It's coin operated. Money goes in, favors come out. It's been running on secret money, corporate money, billionaire money ... all of this gave rise to a depraved president who exploits this rot to empower and enrich himself"

World meet Stevie Joe. We adopted him last month from KCPetProject and he’s just the best. The first picture is what they had up on his adoption page and we just fell in love with that face! Turns out he loves hamming it up for the camera.

@kcpetproject.bsky.social

The Ones and the Others | Michele Del Campo
Oil on canvas

“Somebody shorted the oil markets today by hundreds of millions of dollars exactly 20 minutes before Trump made his announcement that everything was going to be great. And if you see that once, it could be a coincidence. But that’s happened at least 3x… a pattern.”

The most corrupt regime ever.

The US Navy fired on and seized an Iranian-flagged cargo ship today.
That's not blockade enforcement. That's a kinetic act on a sovereign vessel.
Anyone still calling this a "limited operation" isn't paying attention.
#HoldFast

US draft update: Major tech company urges universal national service The company has won major Pentagon contracts, including work on Project Maven, an AI‑driven targeting and surveillance program.

Of fucking course this asshole military company wants mandatory service.

How about this Alex, you shriveled, half-eaten possum carcass — you first!

Look at this clown. People follow and obey this clown. People allow him to have power and influence.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

3D printed zoetrope by Kevin Holmes makes frogs appear to leap endlessly on lily pads using optical illusion

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Rick “Cryptkeeper” Scott says what now?

Spread this everywhere!!

FAKE! Learn to spot these!!

Tax Day 2026: The Average Taxpayer Paid $4,049 for War and Weapons - Institute for Policy Studies Tax Day 2026: The Average Taxpayer Paid $4,049 for War and Weapons

Did you pay your taxes? Then you gave $4,049 to war and weapons.

According to the Institute for Policy Studies, taxpayers contributed more to Pentagon contractors ($1,870) than to troops' pay ($770), and more to militarism than programs like school lunches ($124) or the Postal Service ($19).

I hope this is the news that finally blows his gasket.

Note the sudden explosion of false statements by Trump just before markets were closing for the week. You can count on it that someone was investing in reliance on these tweets, and made a killing. The question is: who?

TODAY: Folks in Texas are protesting the Dilley ICE detention center, demanding the Trump administration shut it down.

Signs read: NO KIDS IN CAGES.

AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF COMMON SENSE, LOGIC AND EVIDENCE. I SHALL FEAR NO Jesus, Satan, Allah, Iblis, Jehovah, Beelzebub, Lucifer, Yahweh etc....

Tsk tsk tsk
All these gods and yet man must defend them. Why do they never speak for themselves⁉️

Just a reminder, Trump’s assassination attempt was 100% staged and the media fell for his bullshit again.