Mischief considered, and then, reconsidered

Sugar the cat, putting out a paw to stop the human from getting out of bed.

The human is being informed that, contrary to its own opinion, it is not yet time for it to stop being a cat couch

Smudge, teeth bared and eyes rolled back into his skull. Is he yawning? Or is he an ACTUAL DEMON? Probably, yawning. Probably.

Smudge, a perfectly normal cat who is absolutely not here to consume your soul

Saja the kitten looking into a lighted toilet bowl in the darkness

Remember that when you look into the abyss the abyss looks back into you

Spice the cat, looking annoyed but ultimately relieved that the humans have returned from their vacation (she and all the other pets had a sitter for the duration).

"You were away for a week, human. This is simply unacceptable."

Saja the kitten snuggling up to Charlie the dog, who, it must be noted, looks not in the least concerned.

THE MIGHTY HUNTER LEAPS ONTO THE BACK OF HIS PREY TO DRAG IT DOWN INTO OBLIVION

Saja once again looking out of the human's office window to spy a bird.

"Bird? Bird."

Sugar being quite obstructive in terms of humans gaining access to the upper stairs

THE GUARDIAN OF THE STAIRS DEMANDS TRIBUTE

BUTT SCRITCHINGS WILL DO

Saja confronts his greatest opponent yet: The blanket-covered foot!

Sugar the cat, looking down at the camera, as if looking at a small and very surprised rodent.

POV: Soon-to-be-expired mouse

Smudge and Saja having a (mostly) friendly tussle on the human's office rug. They both survived.

THE TUSSLE IS REAL

Smudge the cat exhibiting excellent loaf form this afternoon.

This just in: LOAF

Saja the kitten standing on the human's computer and hoisting himself up on the window to look at birds

"I SAW A BIRD"

Smudge, napping on a bed, splooting with his back legs and smooshing his furry little head into the duvet

Smudge shows off his mastery of the splooting form

Sugar the cat, laying across the chest of the human, while he is attempting, for some unfathomable reason, to type.

"Stop typing, human. It is time to be my couch."

Saja looking at a tablet that has a video of birds eating seeds on it. Saja is very very attentive.

The human may have turned on Bird TV for Saja

Smudge the cat, chewing on a boot lace. Don't worry, he was not allowed to swallow it.

"Everyone knows that eating boot laces provides your body essential fibers and aglets"

Smudge and Saja, on the stairs, looking directly at the camera, whilst Charlie the dog has the decency to look away guiltily

Today in "We Are Absolutely NOT Plotting Something Nefarious, Move Along, Human"

Smudge, on a cabinet, looking down at Spice, who is a conveniently pounceable target

Just before the chaos

Saja the kitten looking very suave as he lounges on the cat tree.

"'Insouciant'? I don't even know what that word means! No, seriously, I'm a cat and also I've only been alive less than a year, so many of your human words are beyond me, can you tell me what it means, please"

30+ Search Following Discover For You More feeds Feedback • Privacy • Terms • Help Sugar's ears are back in airplane mode as she mlems. Behind her. Charlie the dog looks on and decides not to mess with her right now.

Sugar is here to provide the most annoyed of mlems

Smudge, looking unconvinced at the wisdom of your current action

Smudge has doubts about whatever the hell it is you are about to do

Saja, looking out the human's office window at, probably, the cardinals who live in the bushes out there.

Saja has spotted the birds in the bushes outside and wants to go hug them with his teeth

Charlie the dog, being eyed critically by Smudge, Saja and Spice, respectively

When you dare the dog to show up in the human's bedroom for an ass-kicking, and she shows up

Smudge, looking quite content on the fresh-from-the-dryer top sheet

Smudge wishes you a happy 2026 and also wants you to cover him with that comforter you're about to put on the bed because he likes him a cozy enclosed space

Sugar the cat at the top landing of the cat stairs, annoyed that Saja is up there with her, UNINVITED

When you have a super cool secret hangout but then your STUPID YOUNGER BROTHER finds it and RUINS IT FOREVER

Smudge, looking genuinely thrilled it is Christmas

"Santa WAS HERE?!?!"

Spice and Saja, sitting on the cat stairs in the living room.

Sometimes they just pose. For no reason!

Smudge, very smugly in the seat the human just occupied

"Yes, the human was sitting in this seat mere seconds before I claimed it, if he wanted to keep it, he should have stayed in it."

Saja the kitten is getting uppity on the cat tree; Smudge is keeping him down.

It's over, Saja! Smudge has the high ground!