here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings

i need camera reviewers to get a little more in touch with the amount of money the average person actually has to spend on gear at any given time

maybe not a complete st elsewhere ending but lowkey none of this feels like it matters

unfortunately i do think stranger things is going to end with them playing dnd and like basically no consequences for the 60 hours of tv

subtitling wicked part 2 as “for good” is like if they subtitled the second vhs tape of titanic as “it’s going down”

movies anymore are either intense one off thrillers with one word titles like “glimpse” and “strike” -OR- insane stupid franchise swings with long reach puns like “peekaboo 2: i see you” and “the summer i turned medium ugly 4: the rizzness” and there seems to be no in between

turns out i can be bought with crispy potatoes and gravy who knew

gonna start leading all my tinder matches with “hey nice to meet you! tell me about your relationship with your father”

i fully believe that if bees were puppy sized we would keep them as pets

i like that the pluribus hive mind has a sense of humor

what compels someone to write an essay length post on linkedin?

the amount of money that is wasted sending physical mailers to me, a registered voter in a swing state, that could be better spent on literally anything else is truly staggering

i love the way gay men follow each other on instagram it’s like writing on the bathroom wall

lowkey love that the kpop girlies are digging around in sophie’s drawers

my screen time can’t go up if I’m napping

though i may be chopped, still i am worthy

i am unc but i am free

high key

Bye

are you a designer? or are you just like…a shopper?

everything i know about t*ylor sw*ft i learned against my will

Playing Balatro using a real deck of cards, a lot of stickers, and a calculator

if i was the boy on the “boys with a time machine” meme merrick garland would be on the supreme court

the “boys with a time machine” memes are never about going back to 2016 and getting merrick garland confirmed to the supreme court

i got that post nasal drip.

they call me sicki minaj.

perhaps even a human child

i just know there’s a cat out there somewhere named labubu

little miss crashing out over a minor inconvenience

i see so many screenshots of people’s phones where they have a shortcut to chatgpt pinned very prominently on their dock or lock screen and i just cannot imagine living like that

i was not born in the wrong generation i love eating taco bell and watching carrie coon in the gilded age