Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Here at Hardywood. #rva ##rvaprowrestling #clapthemcheeks

Bluesky: The Book

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

panel 1: first guy: i inherited a lot of money but i want people to think i worked really hard for it panel 2: second guy: is this you? panel 3: first guy gets hit with a steel chair by second guy panel 4: the beating continues

Drop a movie that traumatized you as a kid

this is what smoking w**d in high school felt like

That Lombardy Kroger shirt 🤣

Lisa Simpson doing kids news, standing by an abandoned railroad crossing. “The old memes don’t come by here much anymore…” Suddenly dat boi appears. “Oshit waddup”

Something something "bring back Dino Crisis, Capcom."

A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

Same with Don.

Me taking a picture of my wife taking better pictures. 🤼‍♂️

#njnbgusa #realhusbandoshit

Lost my voice and my hands hurt. What a show. Pic dump later. #njnbgusa

NJPW New Beginning USA, Trenton, NJ picture of the ring

Checking in from New Beginning USA. 🤼‍♂️ #njpw #wrestlesky

What's a line delivery you'll never forget?

Sweden Player (Lias Andersson) Throws Silver Medal Into The Crowd - 2018 World Juniors YouTube video by Highlight Honchos

Still waiting after this

youtu.be/Q-yJHAJHSbE?...

Bennett. Just to make everyone upset.

This is exhausting.

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Poster for Ronda Rousey vs Gina Carano, a real fight happening May 16 "Newtown CT. winner gets a job at CBS. Loser gets vaccinated"

Rousey v. Carano (Live Event, 2026)

One of the funniest things about this whole Bad Bunny/Kid Rock thing is everyone and their dead Aunt Tilly knows where to watch Bad Bunny. Not one person has said how to watch that Kid Rock shitshow. No network, no streaming, not even a time when the show starts.

Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now:

"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

THROW AWAY "DO NOT EAT" SILICA GEL DESSICANT たべられません。脱酸素剤。電子レンジにかけないでください。

I stole it for like 18 minutes and I feel robbed.

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