Rumor has it that Kash Patel likes to get white-girl-wasted on White Claws and shout "NO LAWS WHEN YOU'RE DRINKIN' CLAWS" while he draws pink hearts on a framed picture of Trump next to his desk. Just a rumor though...
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Maclunkey
I genuinely thought it was an ad because it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if they started overlaying random ads all over the place.
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Fuck Nintendo and their bullshit patents!
Taking the bus gives me the opportunity to watch what people are doing as they drive. Just passed an ambulance where both people in the front seat were watching vertical videos. I'm sure they weren't transporting a patient but I guess just EVERYONE is brain rotted to hell now
The amount of people out here on the road so don't know how to fucking drive is insane. Jesus Christ. Learn how to deal with pedestrians and get off your phones! It's actually super easy to do it right ffs
I'm going to play Date Everything this morning. If I date the couch... can I be VP?
Tiny flies chomping
Chomping on my succulents
Why, you tiny flies?
A haiku.
I wonder how many episodes until Spiderman shows up in Daredevil...
Aela is shaving off some leftover snow to send your way from the PNW.
Render thine flag into strips in preparation for retirement. Soak the strips in the lifeblood of the country, gasolina. Read the proper inscriptions and then burn baby burn.
Walking by a library with a newly replaced American flag reminded me of the many ritualistic flag burnings I participated in in Boy Scouts.
"Scoot you can't call your coworker a moron"
"I didn't call him a moron. I said he SOUNDS like a moron. I may be an ass but I'm a pendantic ass who knows what I said."
The wedding in Witcher 3's DLC was so annoying. The whole time possessed by a character I don't care about. Doing things that don't matter aside from making this one ghost's night and the whole time flirting with Shani, immediately after saying bye to Yennifer. Spamming space to skip these cutscenes
Hey Youtube? When I bought an "Ultra HD" movie to watch, how come it's fuckin 480p?
I had to use a phone system today where I had to enter a date on the keypad for enter upcoming expiration dates. The example date they gave was 18 years ago...
"If the year is 2008 you enter '08' and press the pound key"
Update your shit for real
Every time I bite my damn lip with my damn cross-bite-fang I think back to my damn Dentist asking me if I bite my goddamn lip often. Yes. Yes I do.
For me it's BRAD MADISON
When red pill incels watch The Matrix do they stick to calling him "Thomas Anderson" or do they embrace his preferred identity as "Neo"?
"Bill get down here to my Island. I need to install this on every version of Windows. Also come do sex crimes."
I started to picture the scenario with Alex Pretti but replacing him with a MAGA supporter and replacing ICE with the SeaPD. Just imagine how MAGA would have lost their shit. The 2A crowd would be marching in the streets fully armed.
Witcher 3 often gives you two choices. Option A and Option B (it's actually just A again but Geralt is grumpy about it this time). Just play the cinematic through, no need to pretend like I have any impact.
After the most recent update Helldivers 2 has become unplayable for me on PC. Not sure why, but that's a fun development...
2026 already setting out to be a major flop. Already over it
When I was a kid going on a bike ride actually meant pedaling the fucking thing. Kids these days are gonna get soft little noodle legs.
30 hours into The Witcher 3 and goddamn how many meaningless dialogue options do I have to choose and how many thugs and criminals do I have to beat up or pay off or mind control? So much busywork
Order packages from Amazon and you might get the joy of having a piss-filled water bottle left in your parking lot! Isn't capitalism fun?
Donald Trump is such a bitch boy, even in his own marriage. It's absolutely hilarious. Every time she pulls her hand away from his or glares at him when he's not looking it's a little ointment for my soul. And he's supposed to be some Chad role model?
I'm allergic to cats. My New Year's hangout? Two cats.
If 50% of "social media influencers" quit and got real jobs, would anyone notice?
