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Posts by Absolutely Hammered

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EXPERIENCE PHILLIES BASEBALL

oil pastels on bristol ⚾️✌🏽🤧🎨
#ringthebell #phillies

inspired by “Face-Off” by Xue Jiye 🙏🏽

2 months ago 100 19 3 5
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2 months ago 7 1 2 0
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The @ahpod.bsky.social thread is CRACKLING about our Phils!!

2 months ago 21 3 0 0
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5 months ago 31 0 0 1

I hope the person that posted this and everyone in this admin drops dead in front of their families.

6 months ago 3 0 0 0

Donald Trump is a pedophile.

6 months ago 5 1 0 0
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Phillies fans clamoring for Pete Alonso.

6 months ago 144 13 9 1
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6 months ago 43 1 7 2
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Tomorrow we're recording a new @ahpod.bsky.social!

Hmm? We're totally fine, thanks. In fact, we're totally fine enough to solve YOUR Phillies problems.

Tell us your short or long term, made-up or real issues with the Phillies. We'll have you feeling better in no time. @franzkela.bsky.social

6 months ago 11 2 5 2
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6 months ago 21 0 3 0

maybe Jennifer Holland could crack a 2x4 over my skull

6 months ago 34 1 4 2
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6 months ago 247 44 10 2
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get ready, everyone.

6 months ago 74 4 4 2
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6 months ago 2 0 0 0

hey. I hate the phillies offense a lot.

6 months ago 81 4 7 0
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6 months ago 165 20 7 3

Hopper: Pop quiz hotshot, down 1 at home with a runner on second and no outs...
WHAT DO YOU DO?

Topper: You play for the tie.

6 months ago 7 4 2 0
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6 months ago 121 12 5 1

legit hate the phillies so fucking much. this core is the biggest bunch of fucking losers on the planet. every october they just shit their fucking pants. harper is washed. kyle is mentally playing somewhere else already. trea got his batting title and doesn't give a shit now. fuck off.

6 months ago 19 2 1 0
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I think I liked the rebuilding teams more.

6 months ago 114 11 9 1
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a team full of fucking losers.

6 months ago 79 4 3 1
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6 months ago 126 14 4 6

I am not having fun.

6 months ago 87 1 2 0
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6 months ago 63 5 0 0

ty for this. you nailed that alt text.

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