Hi, this is Andrea calling you back from EO customer service. It’s a little disconnected. If you need required support, please call us back at # and we’re happy to help you. Thank you for choosing off our clothes and have a great day. Bye.
I was on hold with EGO for support with a mower battery yesterday and chose to have then call me back. “Andrea” would apparently like to take this to another level.
My daughter was accepted to a summer camp with an organization that works to expose youths to aviation and aviation careers. 3 days behind the scenes at the airport this summer. I am so jealous.
For me, it’s all about drying my ears out before putting my hearing aids in. Otherwise, the water gets into the tubes.
It was a rough parenting day. So, I present to you, dinner.
As if they listen to me, an old gay.
I was looking to see if any diversions came into MSN last night as the storm pushed east and saw this, too. It kept growing and growing.
No, you are bonita.
They fit well, but some of mine got small holes very quickly.
Also, as soon as an airplane leaves the gate: “I’m going to have to pee really badly soon, huh?”
Spring is seems to be that period of the year when it is warm and sunny M-F and then cold and dreary on the weekends.
I hope not, but stay safe if so!
Who in they basement, hiding from they tornadoes?
A very tired gay, sitting on an airplane, heading home.
Oh, hi. It’s been a long week. But we’re almost home.
The OpenTable app just cruelly welcomed me to NYC when I’m just passing over at 24k feet.
I was not expecting to be at CLT today. Delayed first flight had me reroute at the last minute.
👀 I literally just took off on a flight out of CLT.
To the surprise of no one, this did not work. So now I’m sitting bitch on my way to CLT instead of DCA.
Apparently we’re just going to keep rebooting this airplane until the “100% no-go” maintenance issue resolves itself.
A very tired gay sitting at the airport waiting for a flight.
Last month: I’ll fly out early Monday so I don’t have to use any of my Sunday family time for travel.
Today at 5 AM: I was dumb.
Have you watched The Gilded Age? Because same.
Gay dad with wind blown hair wearing a purple shirt and a cross body bag against the gloomy skies.
Bike ride with the kid and a friend to the ice cream shop, where they ran into other friends, so now I’m dad waiting on the bench outside. (It’s a bit windy.)
See also: carrot cake
I think it’s one of the many cities hosting games. An A380 still seems unlikely, though. But who knows.
Maybe a World Cup charter flight?
Need this and the Wendy’s solarium back in my life.
A gay, in the bathtub, mid-chest and up, drinking a white claw.
Wild Saturday night here.
This is actually very close to the plot of the book I’m reading right now.
Pulling up some of a ground cover vine that was taking over a bed and climbing a birch good. Accidentally pulling up some irises along with it bad. 😒
Where on the spectrum of mediocre burritos (Taco Bell - Qdoba - Chipotle) am I feeling today?
