he sucked when he was healthy too

have you ever seen the one with the train coming right at you

why is this a series of still images?

Idiocracy

people who don’t know sports use a blonde lady in sequential images. i can’t stand that sub-par version of this gif

the state of georgia, not the republic? are we sure

how long and what temp?

I don’t believe in violence but I strongly suspect that if this guy was the victim of some it would be a net positive for the rest of us

“people who survive subway surfing all say the same thing ‘it’s not worth it’”

i am not interested in the opinion of a total moron. thank you

MTA PSA about don’t die because the subways aren’t supposed to be saddled like a horse

scientifically valid experiment that conclusively proves Jimmy Fallon is the least funny. not that I needed proof it’s just unusual that we have it. control group, variables, equal timing. it’s valid!

I hope they give that talented new reporter Tilly Norwood a shot. Everyone is talking about Tilly, non-stop. They demand more Tilly!

shout out to walmart sneakers. six months I’ve been wearing a good looking pair of $25 kicks and they’ve held up through the snow

Chi-chi

I am 12 years old and my aunt says “You can’t be this tall!!” guess what Bonny, I get much taller

release the IQ test

he’s an actor ain’t he

overwhelmingly good

you ask one awful nyc councilwoman to euthanize herself and as a reward you spend one week on bluesky

the recent tv show The Jackal, excellent

this makes you cry laughing? PTSD is funny to you???????

photography peaked here

hop hop muthafucka

you fucked us

is everyone reading the nuzzi book?!

nyc

update: zillow was wrong it was only like 10 mil

she was the prom queen

work today on park ave in an apartment worth about $45 million us dollars

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer