Blimey!

PERPETUAL SPINACH

Whenever Popeye needs help, he just prays to Our Lady of

This epitaph goes hard.

YUUUUURRRRRSSSS

Could be a Bert Horrobin that just wants some compo(st). #TheArchers

Adam can grow recycled kale or whatever nonsense he wants, Alice can add a wet bar to the Stables, Kate can finally set up the cult she's long wanted to lead and Ruairi can establish the "Best little whorehouse in Borsetshire". #TheArchers

89 candles would have set off the sprinklers, so we settled for one — and one perfect slice of cake (with @bradtakei.bsky.social on ice cream duty). Thank you to every friend, fan, and fellow traveler who has made these 89 years such a joyous voyage.

Free plug-in solar panels to be rolled out to some households The technology is designed to be a simpler and more affordable way of benefiting from renewable energy

"Low-income households will get [free] plug-in solar panels to cut their energy bills, the Government has announced."

This is how you do a just transition.
inews.co.uk/news/politic...

As it's 10 years since Prince died (and the world went to hell), please enjoy this pic of Ed Miliband photoshopped into the Lovesexy album cover

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Going to tell the grandchildren this was The Mandalorian and Grogu.

Incredible that Alex Jones is still alive. He’s looked like a guy from Ren & Stimpy who’s in the middle of a major heart attack for 20 years.

1989: All About Ambridge - The Archers Documentary | Forty Minutes | BBC Archive YouTube video by BBC Archive

The 1989 "40 Minutes" All About Ambridge - #TheArchers Documentary is available on YouTube and is highly recommended.
youtu.be/y4TT3GCx890

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

Today I turn 89. I’ve seen this country at its best and its worst, and I know how much community matters. For my birthday, I’m asking you to stand with PFLAG and support the work that’s helped so many in the LGBTQ+ community, including me. give.pflag.org/page/95493/d...

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

OMFG I had to go and check that this ACTUALLY happened.

Since when does the BBC ever do chyrons with a political party's branding, rather than their own? Not to mention this is during a pre-election campaign purdah.

(h/t @iainsol.bsky.social)

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

It's going to be even worse the next time they appoint Peter Mandelson

In 2023, Governor JB Pritzker was joined by Lieutenant Governor Juliana Stratton, Illinois Secretary of State Alexi Giannoulias, advocates, and lawmakers at the Harold Washington Library to sign legislation outlawing book bans in Illinois.

Illinois made history as the first state to outlaw book bans once and for all.

Marginalizing people, ideas, or facts has no place in our state — and they have no place in a democracy.

This National Library Week, we continue our commitment to free thought and free speech.

I think Thüringer sausage is pretty close to bratwurst, though.

I just looked up Rinderbraten. Labour-intensive and time-consuming, but I'd order it if someone else was doing the work.
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One for fans of #PeterSellers
www.balhamgatewaydental.com

This war is so damn confusing. It’s why we shouldn’t let drunks and dementia patients run it.

Bus typo: Help us score the gift of life, DONATE BLOOB

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

It’s not that these people still exist. That’s just biology. It’s that they are still being paid to shit in their own hands & start clapping.

The Musical Museum Museum and Concert Venue in Brentford, featuring an amazing array of musical instruments and inventions.

For anyone who is entranced by the Mighty Wurlitzer and are within range of London: www.musicalmuseum.co.uk

During the entire insane scene where he yelled at aides, blamed Europe for not helping, and worried about comparisons to Carter's Iran crisis, Donald Trump continued to obsess about his ballroom, and mused about giving himself the Medal of Honor, the highest military decoration in US history.

Saying I think other political parties are rubbish so I’m going to vote Reform is like saying I don’t like this burger so I’m going to eat this toxic waste tip instead.

Nuts.

EU: The European Union will require sale of mobile phones with “user-replaceable and longer-lasting batteries” starting in 2027.

The regulation demands “availability of spare parts and manuals for 10 years to curb planned obsolescence”.