So pleased Laura Kuenssberg is back this week. That means there is no chance Robert Jenrick will be asked about his promise to cut flight tax after a £40k donation from an airline owner.

When we promised to pay the energy bills of everyone in the street, we meant it in the same way as when we promised to cut council tax.

Richard Stupid Tice would like to clarify that the £100k in tax he hasn't paid is different to the £92k tax he hasn't paid or the £600k tax he hasn't paid. Just in case anyone didn't appreciate the extent of his tax dodging. I mean fiscal prudence.

Concern grows for Suella Braverman as she completely forgets she spent nine years as part of the Conservative government, including two periods as Home Secretary, responsible for immigration.

Richard Stupid Tice makes a good point - the government should learn from Reform UK and use the same vetting system as we do. We have an exemplary record of only passing a few hundred racists, sex pests and violent criminals.

Here is Robert Jenrick with Aaron Lee Taylor, a Reform activist and former branch Treasurer, who also enjoyed posting on social media in praise of Hitler, including saying "Heil Hitler" and denying the holocaust.
Bobby J will now be known as Robert Jenreich.

I really miss the days when we had a government of integrity, honesty and service.

Please help me out by pretending the Chairman of Reform didn't just show that he doesn't know what local elections are and thinks we are in America.

This charmer and her husband have just been sent to prison for racially abusing a Filipino nurse. Such a shame, as she would have been a brilliant Reform candidate.

Reform activist Aaron Taylor was planning to be an election candidate before his social media posts revealed he was a big fan of Hitler. This is his tanning salon where I met him and the back room where he keeps his interesting collection of memorabilia.

“I said Zia Yusuf gave a robust defence against the suggestion that Reform lied about promising to cut council tax. What did I say Roy?”
“You said the arrogant little gobshite just told even more lies”

Got a fantastic reception in Wales.

Quite a nice touch that the Tories went to the trouble of giving Kemi Badenoch a jacket with her name on.

My salary for being an MP is £98,000 per year.
GB News pay me up to £98,000 per month.
Guess where my priorities lie...

I agree with Chris that Starmer spending 30k on a flat is a disgrace, whereas Boris Johnson spending £200k was of no interest, according to an article he wrote in 2021.

I’m delighted to report that the exhumed body of Elvis will be standing as a candidate for Reform UK in Bury.

Many thanks to the people of Shetland for their warm welcome.

Photo from
@hughharrop.bsky.social

Richard Tice addressing everyone who believes he didn't fiddle his taxes.

Enjoyed my visit to Shetland today, where I was absolutely thrilled to see they’d already named a place after me.

Renowned tosser Matt Goodwin looks likely to lose his lucrative position as a 'Visiting Gobshite' at one of the educational institutions that Orban turned into a propaganda unit. Poor guy just can't stop losing.
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My response to the Southport inquiry: the one lesson we definitely did learn is that some idiot spreading misinformation online can lead to widespread riots among knuckle-dragging racist fuckwits.

This is exactly the level of stupidity we need to get Reform into power.

The new series of Scrubs looks a bit shit.

Roll up! Roll up! A fantastic crypto investment opportunity has arisen! All you have to do is put your faith (and money!) in the man who screwed the country and made everyone worse off with Brexit and the man who tanked the economy and trebled everyone’s mortgage with his budget.

Today I have mostly been telling lies about immigration with my favourite unelected gobshite.

"Dear Diary,
I may have to re-think my brilliant idea of inviting JD Vance over to campaign for Reform..."

The defeat of Victor Orban in Hungary is a sad day for those of us who hate democracy and love Vladimir Putin.

It's OK everyone, Richard Tice underpaying £91,000 in tax was just a "minor administrative error", whereas Angela Rayner underpaying £40,000 stamp duty was a resigning matter.

No Reform representatives were available to go on the Laura Kuenssberg show, once we realised that Laura was being replaced by an actual journalist, Victoria Derbyshire.

Richard Tice says he's going to rise above the accusations of unpaid tax and focus instead on representing the people of his local constituency in Dubai. I mean Skegness.