Telling my insurance rep “omg I missed you” whenever they take me back off hold

I am not usually one to post about Mercury being in lemonade but wtf is going on

Worth repeating that the people of Minnesota are braver than the US marines and it's not close

Imagine believing Friendless Urinal Cake swept all seven swing states when he can’t get anyone to come to his birthday party

I have never met a Gemini and been surprised they were a Gemini

Yikes

Maturing is realizing you actually love Kristen Doute

“Im not political” ok but are you conscious? Can you read?

I love The Challenge but you could never make me like Sylvia!

You guys. I miss Jack Schlossberg

Survivor fans, I finally get it. I’ve been consuming season after season of this show in the last few months.

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

Making America Great Again!

RFK Jr even getting a hearing for this job is failed state shit

Buddha really did his big one with the whole existence is suffering idea

When I put off a task that I’ve been dreading and ultimately it takes ten to twenty minutes, I’m not regretting my avoidance. Bc whatever that ten to twenty mins was actually killed me

ngl i kinda hate nazis and people who do nazi salutes

Every single reality competition show is just like, “what if there was adult summer camp”

Earth Explodes

Earth Explodes
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Drake is really going out like every Tim Robinson character

We really not gonna talk about climate policy until every city has a #CityStrong hashtag

Can we all just agree to stop letting Netflix livestream any events we actually care about pls

How many times can you listen to Gordon Ramsay screaming, “ITS RAWW”? for me personally the limit does not exist

Nick Fuentes of your body my choice fame has been arrested for spraying a woman in the face with mace.

Maybe he can see how his slogan works in jail.

Why the SHIT does everyone insist on superfluous meetings year-round, but particularly during the holiday season??? Who is this benefitting??? The info we will be discussing is ALREADY in a Google doc somewhere. End of story

the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons

2025 white house cabinet meeting

i honestly never thought i’d see the catholic church on the right side of like….anything lmao

Tippi, my small grey cat, poking her head under my monitor on the desk, she looks very silly

Art Director up on my ass