I asked Bard to give me a demonic and silly name for my Diablo 4 character and it recommended “Beelzebub Butts”

I would never admit to this on Twitter but last night I dreamed that Tom Shane, founder of Shane Company and purveyor of fine diamonds sent me a gift basket of cooked steaks to celebrate me and my team achieving FedRAMP. In my dream I was extremely excited about the steak basket.

Reading @aoc.bsky.social Twitter comments makes me angry and stressed. Reading @aoc.bsky.social Bluesky comments so much better.

Getting art from your kids is a major perk. Especially Grogu art.

Without DMs how can someone like Ella find love on this platform?

@cryptothellama.bsky.social @ellearmageddon.bsky.social @racheltobac.bsky.social @emilio.bsky.social @dethveggie.bsky.social @dildog.l0pht.com were some of the ones I’ve seen!!!

My CEO actually messaged me about gift cards what the hell is happening???

Anyone else have a partner that’s not on Bluesky yet that is becoming very cross with “so there’s this skeet…” ???

Every invite should be usable twice so Bluesky doesn’t become a homewrecker!

It’s very different than when Twitter first came out too. The level of unhinged’ness is fun to observe.

When I was a kid we called these little water bugs on the river “water skeeters” so here is my submission for an absolutely deranged Bluesky mascot named Skeeter.

I like that Bluesky is suggesting I follow accounts that dan follows. I don’t know who dan is but I’m guessing they are chill.

So I could switch from @kylekyle.bsky.social to a custom domain like @kylekyle.com??? But is there any advantage to using a custom domain over the main one?

I had to re-follow you on Twitter multiple times because “magically” it kept dropping. Hopefully none of those shenanigans here!!!

Legendary!

Crowdstrike had human animals on stilts all over their RSA party. Much easier to detect things the higher up in the air you are clearly.

Previously @kylekyle over on Twitter.

Can’t wait to speak about Twitter in the past tense like it’s Friendster or Tribe.