At some point, months from now, when the Strait is still blockaded and economies in Asia have come to a standstill, the commodities traders will realize that they’ve been played since the start.

And then things will get really, really messy.

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And here he is in his company uniform

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This is like the most painfully awkward scene from The Office. On multiple levels.

Except it’s real.

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Yeah baby!

“DC, the house that Batman built”

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Indeed

Faux wood paneling? ✅
Cool name ✅
Hip (ahead of the times) “shooting brake” style✅
Not designed by Elon Musk ✅
Seatbelts 🤷‍♀️

How is it not immediately disqualifying that the Fed chair nominee had a relationship with, & holds investments in vehicles created by, the world’s most notorious sex trafficker & pedophile (who also had extensive interactions with the President)?
This media should have this on continuous loop.

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Perfect enclosure form until this guy was responsible for most recent delivery

“There’s a new captain of this vessel, mate”

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Maybe. Maybe not

By design. Archetypical authoritarian bureaucracy design philosophy.

Unfortunately Henry Ford did have a manifesto. And it sounded a lot like Elon and Alex’s.

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Meanwhile, the original meme poster…

And a catchy riff by Jimmy Page.

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And then a strange old man with a long beard and pointy hat appeared.

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Maybe he thought he was getting this version instead of the one Gandolfini raged at so memorably…