Legendary crossover

I'm listening

Because the Democratic party is a sham of an opposition

“Blink and you miss it” but “it” is ur nonbinary ex and u miss it every time u blink

That video yes, but Watto is edited in

ich spiel ja fußball in so ner hobby mannschaft und unser kapitän das ist der dieter der dieter der ist so geil weil der hat genau eine taktik und zwar "mehr druck aufbauen" ganz egal was gerade los ist "los jungs mehr druck aufbauen" pass mal auf dieter wenn ich druck hab DANN WICHS ICH MIR EINEN

for only We have made ourselves like Christ

- reunited masculine and feminine
- dedicated scholars and creatives
- enemies of the roman state lead by a pedophile dictator
- miraculous holes our friends shove their fingers in

Telling my date about the 2011 VICE Guide to Partying

I often think about the girl who was gonna help me get injections but then ghosted and eventually unfollowed me but then over a year later mentioned me to someone who’s one of my closest friends now it’s all very confusing (she’s kinda big on here)

Kroken!!

I hate that this makes perfect sense to me

death to america and israel

Makes sense, thank u!

Was orchiectomy not hindering to vaginoplasty?

Du stehst bei Lidl an der Kasse du Normalverbraucher

Demisexuals when the hooker is nice

Okay

a black and white typography edit that reads "my life is better with dykes in it." in all caps. above and below the text are swords. the image is textured to look photocopied.

hi lesbians

Das 2020er oder das ältere?

tfw no fremdgehhandy

Lola the Joker

just do it.

Faschisten

Awesome skeet

U’re one of the greatest intellectuals of our time

I hadn’t heard of her but she seems annoying

Sorry nochmal

Titten?

Ist Metrix nicht dieser komische Rapper