This is what the president of the United States is focussed on first thing in the morning while the country is in a war he started.

Detroit gas station clerk saved teenage girl from man after she mouthed 'help' to him "I feel good when you save somebody," Yemeni immigrant Abdulrahman Abohatem told local TV.

The 16-year-old girl was saved by Abdulrahman Abohatem, a young Yemeni immigrant.

I'm sure President Klansman and Team MAGA will get right on publicizing this.

Won't they?

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Echoing Supreme Allied Commander Dwight D. Eisenhower who once said "I won D-Day BY A LOT!!"

Of, course Eisenhower didn't actually say that.

He wasn't insane.

Are y'all sensing a pattern here?

#RepublicansCantGovern

And MAGAts get so darned indignant when we call them racists.

The insanity of Donald Trump and the need to remove him from office is not just hyperbole.

The Wall Street Journal is now reporting that Trump is so unstable that military leaders are excluding him from important operational meetings, lest his craziness gets in the way.

Hey, wait just a danged minute... I thought MAGA worshipped the military and Veterans.

Unless, that is, they're just straight-up full of shit.

Now MAGA is upset with... Elmo, for learning words in Arabic.

These fucking people.

#MAGARacists

News Legends Urge White House Journos to Stand Up to Trump Journalists want the president to be called out to his face when he returns to the White House Correspondents’ dinner this week.

Indeed. Are any of the current White House press even familiar with unrelenting follow up?

“These are not normal times,” the letter reads, “and this cannot be business as usual with the press standing up to applaud the man who attacks them on a daily basis.”

www.thedailybeast.com/news-legends...

I've made the greatest peace deal with Iran, a deal like the world has never seen. A lot of people are saying it's the best peace deal ever. Are those Nobel people watching?

"I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof, thus building a wall of separation between church and state"

~ Thomas Jefferson

I'm sure our country's most noted biblical scholar will stay on script ...

"And thus sayeth the Lord and... the Lord did say a lot didn't he? Great guy, the Lord... And those two Corinthians. There should have been more than two... If I had been president there would have been 10 Corinthians..."

This is an actual post from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security...

Between the diluted rights for women and shit like this, tell me again how we're not living in the beginning of a real-life Handmaid's Tale.

Birthdays Today

Rep. Randy Fine (MAGA-FL) is 52.

Fine will celebrate in his usual manner by polishing Donald Trump's golf shoes, straightening up around Mar-a-Lago, and saying something really racist.

Teen gunmen kill 13 at Columbine High School | April 20, 1999 | HISTORY On April 20, 1999, two teenage gunmen kill 13 people in a shooting spree at Columbine High School in Littleton, Color...

This Day In History

April 20, 1999: Two teenage gunmen kill 13 people in a shooting spree at Columbine High School in Littleton, Colorado.

Or, as NRA-purchased Congressional Republicans would respond today, "I'm sorry... I haven't heard anything about this event."

www.history.com/this-day-in-...

This Day in History...

April 20, 1871: "Ku Klux Klan Act" passed by Congress authorizing President Ulysses S. Grant to declare martial law and use military force to suppress the KKK.

Or, as Trump supporters would call it today, "cancel culture."

Canada's PM calls economic ties with US a weakness that must be corrected Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney says Canada’s strong economic ties to the U.S. were once a strength but are now a weakness that must be corrected

This must be what President Piggy means when he speaks of the U.S. "being respected again in the world."

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney:

“Many of our former strengths, based on our close ties to America, have become weaknesses. Weaknesses that we must correct.”

abcnews.com/Business/wir...

I think some of you have too much time on your hands - but I appreciate it.

Awwwww.... the Tangerine Toddler signed his name. Who's a big boy?

Fact Check:

This person's husband was shot dead in Utah.

On this very special episode of 'People Who Can Fuck Off And Live With Their Bad Choices'...

This MAGA moron, filling up his giant SUV.

If only there had been some evidence in the years before the 2024 election that Trump is a proven pathological liar, these nitwits wouldn't have been taken by such surprise.

#MAGAMorons

I don't know... I'm starting to think master-dealmaking, papaya-hued primate didn't do shit.

If General George Custer had been like Trump (and had social media) he would have just posted this before the battle and gone home.

Not enough "Hail Marys" in the whole damn world.

(Cartoon by @claybennett.bsky.social)

Oh, people around the world certainly are praying about Trump, Franklin...

Just not for the reason you're suggesting.

Trump voters say the pope should 'stay in his lane' and butt out of the Iran war Trump supporters at his events in Las Vegas and Phoenix largely backed his attack on Iran and sided with him in his ongoing dispute with Pope Leo XIV.

Least newsworthy headline of the entire week:

"Trump voters say the pope should 'stay in his lane' and butt out of the Iran war"

Who cares what these nitwits think?

Better headline:

"Shocker: Cult members stand by their cult leader"

www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

In fairness, Trump supporters are indeed "complete idiots."

Sen. Chris Murphy on skipping the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, which Trump is attending:

“I don’t see any value in attending what is supposed to be a celebration of the free press with a guy who has spent the last year taking a sledgehammer to the First Amendment.”

Trump to read Bible verse from Oval Office after feud with Pope and deleted AI image | CNN Politics President Donald Trump will participate in a public Bible reading this week as the administration continues to integrate religion, particularly Christianity, into official business.

Yes, I'm sure it will be the most beloved of all Biblical verses:

"Blessed are my children who deceive freely, live dishonestly, covet thy own daughter, rapeth the young, attack thy neighbor and, while thy wife is with child, raw-doggeth a porn star."

www.cnn.com/2026/04/19/p...