It would be nice to commemorate this occasion by finishing the job of removing white nationalists from power.

You don't have to say he's an "accused rapist." The court has ruled on this. He's a rapist.

Not breaking things is old hat.

"I worry that I'm not providing them enough enrichment," he said, wading through an ankle-deep layer of cat toys.

Stephen King and his dog

Ever think how weird it is that celebrity pets have no idea the big goof following them around and picking up their poo is literally freakin' Stephen King?

This is actually something people with friendly cats can tell visitors to make them feel special.

I once knew a cat named Maniac who'd glare menacingly at any visitor for a while, then start growling. For the next phase, depending whether the cat's human wanted the visit to continue, kitty could either be shut into a different room or the visitor could just be warned of imminent attack. Handy.

Some architects and engineers and whatever need to put their heads together and see if they can convert data centers, which have ample water, power, climate control, and space, into low-cost housing after buying the buildings cheap from bankrupt AI companies.

If it was your head, the weight of it would press down too hard on the edge and it would be uncomfortable, but because a cat’s head is nearly empty, it weighs very little.

The cat is okay with this plan

Smart home devices are a huge hacking risk and no competent IT security person would have them in their homes.

thank you it was just in time

I do not have three charged up AA batteries to make her favorite toy work, and that is a betrayal.

We just sort of assume that when it comes to dogs.

Nice work if you can get it.

Well yes, but I don't want to see other people's highlights. They might be stupid. This is for me.

So I see Shaun Dooley on screen and I want to warn the other characters not to trust that guy. Don’t they watch any British TV?

I must be unusual because I talk to my cats like they’re toddlers. As in: (1) play nice with your brother. (2) you have to show me what you want, not just cry. (3) no, breakfast is in 30 minutes. Because they are grown up but their brains are the size of walnuts.

Rocket tolerates this.

You know what’s nice is when there’s a recipe that calls for celery, but you’re making it yourself so you get to leave the celery out with no compunction because it is truly the Pauly Shore of vegetables.

They are without remorse.

Yeah -- this is giving a boost to those who arguably need it less than many other excellent woman authors languishing in obscurity.

I see a lot of silly answers but not the actual reason, which is that producing a PDF is hard and there are wrong ways to do it. They need a print function anyway, so why make every program implement its own version of "save to PDF" when they can piggyback on an existing function?

Krissy should know by now that this is her opportunity to TELL you what you're gonna do today.

It's really impressive that you published two books by age 2, and I look forward to seeing what you can achieve by the time you're 5 or 6.

The way they kept manhandling him, I’m amazed Pyewacket didn’t scratch the hell out of Kim Novak and Jimmy Stewart.

Cajun, which I guess is mostly the second with a little of the first. Is Fr*nch a curse word now?

They were hanging out in Canada, minding their own business, and the British deported them.

this sounds nice in theory but they have no notion of hygiene and mostly will clean by licking the dishes, so...

I think Maeve is great because then when you want everyone to get in the car so you can go, you can say, "Let's Maeve along."