"Sorry for being so dull". Are you though, Adam? ARE YOU? #TheArchers

I was thinking today (speaking of things people haven't told others), what if Lilian had spoken to George before she knew George thinks it was Brian. That could have been interesting... #TheArchers

Life interest to Adam, remainder to Ruairi then. #TheArchers

Think the SWs are still exploring every flavour of toxic masculinity. This week it's the "nice guy" #TheArchers

I know right? I was #TeamRex until now. Guess he got too many concussions playing rugby.

(Though that's what ended a colleague's rugby career and he is a lovely man)

#TheArchers

Wow, apparently I have thousands of pounds waiting for me due to mis-sold car finance. Amazing, considering I've never bought a car.

Here they are saying stop feeding between May and September to stop spread of disease www.rspb.org.uk/whats-happen...

I'm still trying to garden in a way to encourage birds.

We're supposed to move our bird feeders too but there's only one place the squirrels can't get to mine.

I agree. But that's how it worked out. #TheArchers

And I LIKE them both. I think personality-wise they are the characters I am most similar to. Call me boring if you like, I don't care! #TheArchers

I have a male best friend though, he's married and I have no designs on him, but we have a very close, comfortable friendship. I'm trying to work out if Rex and Kirsty's friendship is like that or if there's something more (I want there to be something more - with R + K not with my friend!)

Though I read this week that we should stop feeding them, because they are outcompeting greenfinches

I posted an Instagram story from a noisy bar this evening, when I'd just ordered some chips. I'm glad I checked the captions closely because it looked like I was talking about my tits! #TheArchers

I think Toby would do the honourable thing #TheArchers

I've had to train myself out of it. Still slips out sometimes. #TheArchers

His confidence has never been that great. Overbearing father and more successful, more attractive brother. #TheArchers

I just tell my friends I'm going to the movies on my own (I don't go to the pub on my own because it's harder to remain alone there)

Prediction: Ruth will have the test and end up having a mastectomy to remove the other breast. Pip will test negative for the gene. #TheArchers

Or was it with Lottie? #TheArchers

I don't think that was my reading of her tone.

Podiatrist appointment this afternoon. Do I walk there and then arrive in pain so they can see what I'm talking about? Or cycle and arrive in less pain.

Instead of butter I use flaxseed oil. It's definitely no substitute but it's very healthy! And good quality, fresh flaxseed oil tastes good imo

Never watched it!

It's very popular though so what do I know?

No, I can't have coconut milk because it's too high in sat fat. I just make a bechamel with plant milk

The reason I don't eat cheese is to avoid saturated fat. Vegan cheese has even more (plus it's 🤢)

I don't eat dairy or egg so there is never cheese in my fish pie

It's finally stopped. This has happened before but never for this long! I can hear someone moving around upstairs, it was either there or next door (I'm in a semi-detached house), two men live upstairs and countless adults next door so I'm not sure why it took so long to silence.

Woken up at nearly 4am by a smoke alarm that's not in my flat. Lying in bed wondering how worried I should be.

As my mum says, women mourn, men replace #TheArchers

What if it's Rex? #TheArchers