Added a little something to my tattoo collection today. Calling him Handsome Hank the Merbear

Last couple hours of work before I’m onto Christmas vacation. Noticed I dressed like my Christmas table runners today — I may like plaid a little too much.

It should not have been a two part movie. Their greed was their undoing. This could’ve been a pretty solid 3 hour single movie rather than two subpar 2.5 hour slogs.

I am, in fact, still alive. Hello men in my phone!

Send in feedback through the support function of the app. Not sure if the moments are beta or wide release but I sent in similar displeasure about them.

Had a lovely long shower last night, definitely wish I was still there vs at my desk and “working”

Mine are from Orc Style, they fit well and the owner / maker is a great guy too!

My new underwear might be a little more sheer than I thought. Whoops.

Yummy fatty salty dinner! Sort of a poutine but roast potatoes and curds and a shredded beef and bbq sort of gravy! 🤤

Have made my family painfully aware of my death plan / wishes for when I pass. I’m hoping it’s not for like 40+ years, but never too early to have a plan!

Two new bombshells have entered the villa! (The villa being my leg and the bombshells being two new silly tattoos)

Not sure what my orc name / persona would be, but enjoying having a set of tusks from @orcstyle.bsky.social!

I’m dumb and forget how easily I burn.

Daya
Lydia
Irene
MIB
Bosco
Aja
Acid
Ginger
Jorgeous
Denali
Deja
NPB
Phoenix
Tina
Cynthia
Alyssa
Olivia
Kerri

The other half is away on a work conference so I am here just fully laying crosswise across our bed. I entirely starfish when I have the bed to myself.

😍😍

🥵

Daaaaamn! Those quads!

Oh hiiii 👀

Felt like making something decadent today. Golden Oreo and white chocolate chunk blondies seemed to fit the bill!

D&D indoctrination! (And being super sweet)

I don’t wanna get out of bed.

I would like some couch cuddles please and thank you.

🥵🤤

Sports go sports.

So glad you didn’t resist! 🤤

Merry Christmas boys!

It’s holiday baking time! Gingerbread cookies and rugelach so far, many many more things to still be made!

Something about doing some stuffing. Something about gobbling. Something something innuendo. (Have I hit the quota for gay Thanksgiving humour?)

Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends!