"another AI slop Facebook post with the caption “🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻” over an ai-generated image of a fucking SUPER old man, like he is shirtless and his skin is absolutely hanging off of his bones like nutsack skin. he’s so old his fucking bones have started to melt."
"A picture of Ron DeSantis wearing aviators indoors standing next to a large alligator skinned duffel bag resembling noted racist Hulk Hogan, both holding some marketing scheme"
"A photo of a police horse with a cop on it in a parking lot, looking like a bitch"
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"BORN ON THE 2 YARD LINE AND CANT MAKE A TOUCH DOWN BECUASE SOMEONE YOU DONT KNOW SAID TO CALL THEM "THEY" LMAOOOO, (YOU HAVE TO SAY IT IN SPORTS ANALAGIES SO AMERICANS UNDERSTAND WHY THEIR WRONG)"
"An anthropomorphic wolf from behind seeing his ass turn into a monobutt. He is saying FUCK!! and the sound effect says BWOMP"
"Mellody Lucas dressed to the nines in a gorgeous skirt and jacket combo while George Lucas is dressed like an autistic calculus teacher"
"Screenshot of the video for Anything Can Happen on Halloween starring Tim Curry, but I've photoshopped it to say Anything Can Happen on Groundhog Day. I added a top hat on Tim Curry, plus a big groundhog in the foreground, a VHS tape of Groundhog day floating in the sky to the left..."
"A brown tabby cat is laying on hardwood floor with her sparkly blue, fish-shaped kicker toy. She has one paw on the toy, and she's staring off into the distance pensive, like for graduation photo"
"another AI slop Facebook post with the caption “🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻” over an ai-generated image of a fucking SUPER old man, like he is shirtless and his skin is absolutely hanging off of his bones like nutsack skin. he’s so old his fucking bones have started to melt."
"The base of a bulge is exposed and a couple of yellow throbbing veins convey there is a whole pineapple under his sea, and he's inviting you to take the dive."
One of the best and worst things I've ever written.
Unlabel this, Bluesky cowards
Two panel image of SpongeBob SquarePants. 1. A tight closeup of SpongeBob's face. His eyes are narrow with deep concentration. He's biting his bottom lip the best he can with his two front buckteeth. His expression shows that his teeth aren't the only things that want to buck. 2. A closeup of SpongeBob's right hand hooked on the top of his square pants, pulling them down to reveal a small portion of what's hidden under that rectangular fabric. The base of a bulge is exposed and a couple of yellow throbbing veins convey there is a whole pineapple under his sea, and he's inviting you to take the dive.
"A dingus who opened 2 Dr pepper’s at the same time and now must splice his dna with 46 flavors"
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"some refried beans in a pyrex dish. they have retained the shape of the can and are sitting in a sick puddle of can fluid. a table knife has cut halfway through them, suggesting this dish is for people who prefer their beans sliced"
"some refried beans in a pyrex dish. they have retained the shape of the can and are sitting in a sick puddle of can fluid. a table knife has cut halfway through them, suggesting this dish is for people who prefer their beans sliced"
"A brown tabby cat is laying on hardwood floor with her sparkly blue, fish-shaped kicker toy. She has one paw on the toy, and she's staring off into the distance pensive, like for graduation photo"
"A dingus who opened 2 Dr pepper’s at the same time and now must splice his dna with 46 flavors"
"my mom refuses to watch the x files because david duchovny was her ta for a class and he apparently "lounged about in a whorish manner"
@ionianprincess has quote tweeted that with a still from X Files in which he is indeed lounging in a whorish manner during an interrogation."
gulf memes good good. now with alt text
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"A vast forest. A lone robot wanders looking concerned. Two bears fight ferociously behind them. The text reads: it’s wild out there. Bring some help. Subscribe for recall emails on CPSC.gov."
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"A picture of Musk’s DOGE Squad of keyboard warriors, six dorks ranging in age from 19-25. Two NYC bouncers could drag them out by their hair and I’m meant to understand that they are physically capable of bypassing security AT A GOVERNMENT BUILDING!"
"Screenshot of the video for Anything Can Happen on Halloween starring Tim Curry, but I've photoshopped it to say Anything Can Happen on Groundhog Day. I added a top hat on Tim Curry, plus a big groundhog in the foreground, a VHS tape of Groundhog day floating in the sky to the left..."
I kind of love it actually
Michelin Man, but he's got a huge floppy dong made out of the same material whatever the rest of his body is. Is he an inflated tube? Car tires don't need tubes. I don't get it.
The trick to remembering to add alt text to images is to make it fun.