We sent for you 😎

You can do it, I believe in you! 🙏

Matt Gaetz shivering under a blanket watching The Fly, a horrifying metaphor for children transitioning, turning them into ugly unfuckable monsters

It's French for "smear around"

I legit think I might be shadowbanned on Twitter or that my engagement is purposefully throttled. All of these are from my Twitter page, but have half the likes/engagement despite some of them being up for months

I'm a little confused as to what KIND of game it's gonna be, but tbh fromsoft's track record is so good for me rn that I'm willing to go for it regardless

You're a treasure, ty 🙏

Unfortunately, that is the case 😔

New self, who this?

This 31 year old man still wipes his ass the Old-Fashioned Way.

This is why I need you around. You have unique problem solving skills

Child of a broken polycule 😔

Keep writing man, never stop writing 🙏

The average American swallows 35 flies a day

My piss comes out with nearly 3 times the velocity of the average man. Doctor even said it's TOO fast and tried to put me on piss thickeners, but I'll be damned if I let some hoity-toity med school grad take away the only thing I have

Boner got me walkin different

Give 'er the ole glottal throttle 💯

I'm transferring underrated bangers from my Twitter account 😎

Wifejak? I SURE HOPE SHE DOES 🤣🤣

I wipe the SHIT outta my ass

Solipsism is a moron's philosophy. Oh yeah? You think you're the only one conscious? You're the main character? Buddy, you're not even the one who came up with that idea lmao

When it comes to gay conversion therapy, I'm the judge, jury, and electrocutioner

Flying fish be like: AYYYEEE I'M WALKIN HEA!

She giving me dome the Ocky way. It involves a pop tart somehow

Gonna transfer some Twitter bangers bc why not

Banger

they're called waiting rooms because whenever you get to one, it was already there

Having just listened to the new Kendrick album, I think it's safe to say I'm the best rapper alive

Honorary Daliban membership 😤💯

Seems to maybe be a bot problem here too tho smh