well it’s time to go into the garage and beat lava rock w/ a hammer

if i came to you trembling and carrying a platter of the finest macaroni and cheese would you accept me

role 😂😂😂😂

“nobody could possibly use a whole role of paper towels every day !”

😎

BREAKING

i have paper towels again

a goodish supply

whitman wrote about 20 good poems and the rest is filler tbh

i would say he wrote about 4 “great” poems

this take is so hot it’s smoking

creative destruction is what they. call it

i’m bringing it back in a big way 😎

thinking about becoming un clochard de l'île giving middle-aged french ladies an opportunity for torrid prose in their journals about our night together on the plage with warm water lapping our toes. or nah?

Kush got me feeling like the white Prospero

imagining a cicada putting in tiny noise canceling headphones before it starts up

much like this bag of frozen meatballs i am resealable , for freshness

they’re my new obsession

they’re doing this to me tomorrow

esteban was eaten !

he was swallowed ?

no, chewed

this is my new boyfriend

also are you comfortable w/ operating rocket propelled grenades be honest

would you rappel down to an oil tanker w/me as long as the motivation was wholesome and ethically correct ?

this is my new desert rose if you even care

there was a daycare center in the murrah building and 19 children were killed

168 people

*1995

on april 19th i was working at a sonic in south oklahoma city and i was scheduled to work at 10am, and i woke up and saw what was on the tv and rushed to work and the whole day we shut down and made food and drinks for the emergency workers, packing it in coolers and driving it down to the murrah bu

scott bessent always seems so nervous

like he found out the boat hit an iceberg but he’s not supposed to tell anyone

(this isn’t political it’s just kinda funny like he should have comical amounts of sweat streaming down his face when he talks )

south african succulents called “lithops”

they’re a mimicry plant

try to look like little stones to prevent animals chewing on them

when i pass i wanna be processed in an air fryer 🙏

or this

if this was me would it be ok

did he mean this in the ancient historical way or what