Average Scott Cawthon fan

you will instantly discard each and every single one of them as soon as a poll tells you to

the fact that none of the liberal justices leaked the courts' fox news bullshit correspondence the moment it happened means they're beneath your contempt too

FBI killed MLK

I couldn't help myself

Oh, he has lead poisoning, that explains it

when inoculating your legions from the plague is woke and gay

When I say gamers treat you not buying the entertainment products they like with the exact same degree of pain like you chopped off one of their fingers, this is what I mean.

Florida's economy works by converting pension funds into real estate speculation & medical debt. I'm impressed it's lasted as long as it has

In 100% of cases “Keep politics out of it” means “I have bad politics and don’t want to be questioned about them”

"moral dilemma: do i need this shiny new toy?
cons: proceeds directly help launder the reputation of an authoritarian regime
pros: the shiny new toy reminds me of when i was a kid"

"Boycotting SNK? Tsk tsk tsk. Y'know by those standards, you should boycott Microsoft and Meta."

Yeah dude! You should! It's really not that difficult to avoid giving an evil toy company money. Either save up and buy a neogeo secondhand or spend that $250 on the infinite other games out there.

... I'm sorry, but John Szczepaniak sounds like the folks who shout down trans people when we say "Hey you shouldn't buy Harry Potter shit because the creator's using their profits to eradicate trans folks"

Not buying a toy because the dude behind it is abhorrent is the lowest possible bar to clear

Loving your wife and being a present father is libcoded at this point. The right increasingly valorize men indulging in all their self-destructive, base impulses at all times. It’s the ideology of people in the throes of addiction.

Some low-level maga influencer is currently raising money off the fact that a guy punched him after said maga influencer approached the guy and his husband and accused them of planning to molest their infant child bc they were gay. maga is completely degenerate

Christ, stop to consider a moment *why* Carlson is saying this! It's because he considers Trump a traitor to the far-right cause!

sovereign wealth fund

RFK Jr. is a guy who was meant to commit a series of themed animal crimes in Gotham City with the ultimate goal to “eat the Bat” before being subdued and returned to Arkham.

Sneaking Suit Meryl

#metalgearsolid #fanart #kojimaproductions

It's extremely hard not to point the finger at Jim Ryan for everything that's gone wrong with Playstation, because my god did he shit the bed in almost every conceivable way, and then took a golden parachute just before laundry day.

In case you missed it, I had some rather glowing things to say about Mouse.

Trans people haven't done anything, but a bunch of Epstein islanders still collectively lost their absolute shit over us for no reason

We're not gonna tell you anything about the games in this bundle. These are experiences best entered knowing as little as possible.

store.steampowered.com/bundle/70688/Hidden_Dept...

like Matt Walsh and the average Restore Britain guy are absolutely convinced the US and UK are plagued by crime... and no?

MotorSlice will release May 5, 2026

Fight epic boss fights, parkour through a deadly megastructure, ang get the job done when the game is released in 2 weeks!

Beth worked as a doctor for years until a transphobe turned up. Now, she's had to leave her job, leave her home, move to the other side of the world and is still being hounded and harassed by the media and cult.

She did nothing but exist as trans in the orbit of Sandie Peggie.

For anyone not old enough to remember the 1990's, there were efforts to kick lesbians out of sports and women's locker rooms, based on the idea that they were sexually predatory. The idea that gay men were predators was used to excuse homophobic violence against them.

“What’s your position on trans people in sports”

“We adopt the common-sense consensus majority position on issues”

“Wat”

“Not left, not right, but forward”

The way he talks about trans kids in sports is the perfect example. The interviewer asks twice what he thinks about the issue and both times he punts. First he talks about process, then he blatantly changes the subject.

This is why people hate politicians!