Imagine you’re watching #BBC coverage of the #Olympics in a couple of years (no fucking idea why anyone would🤷🏻‍♀️)…

‘Today we have live tennis and swimming with expert commentary from #Martina and #Sharon’

How big is the brick that you’re throwing at your TV?

** illegal lesbian (c. Supreme Court judgement)

My lesbian wrist band.

Being an illegal lesbian, I still think I can participate in #LesbianVisibilityWeek in a small way. Currently lounging in my hotel room, but will be visible later at Costa, Harrow & the Shaftesbury Theatre.

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Jenny at Loftus Road for the football

Loftus Road pre-game. The view from the away end.

#TransAtSportsBall #COYJB #QPRvSwans 🦢⚽️

8 1/2 hours to get here in the end😕

Coach was about an hour late in the end. Currently having a lunch break before braving the trains. Just been misgendered at a hideously expensive #Subway… which was an added bonus.

Going well so far, coach broken down in Cardiff so waiting for a replacement😕

Jenny on the coach to London Victoria.

#TransOnCoaches on the way to that there London for QPR v Swansea and Avenue Q. Tube strike today so getting to the hotel, and the football, is going to be an adventure. ⚽️🦢

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There seem to be an inordinate number of organisations (looking at you in particular #Stonewall) who need reminding that…

YOU DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH FASCISTS

I see that as ‘I hope for them what they hope for us’. Perfectly acceptable discourse.

Pob lwc

Having fun this morning working out an alternative route from Victoria to Harrow for tomorrow if affected by tube strike. Current count is 3 trains and a bus!

Weekly weight update -

Weight: 109.5kg (241lb/17st 3lb)
BMI: 35.0
Change: -0.9kg

A bit better week, but I need to accelerate the pace a bit.

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It appears we’re now in the era of Vichy Stonewall😕

They look fab😁

The BBC Hoddinott Hall awaiting the arrival of the orchestra for this afternoon’s concert

Fairly intimate surroundings for a full symphony orchestra🎶

At Wales Millennium Centre (Hoddinott Hall) for regular culture fix. BBC National Orchestra of Wales doing Grace Williams, Saint-Seans & Elgar. One the few things that BBC is still good for.

In my happy place for a couple of hours😁🎶🎻🎺

Thought for the day…

She may be a noxious bitch, but SHE is FEMALE🤷🏻‍♀️

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Agree 100%

I’m quite a regular at Costa, but even I realise how problematic that is🤷🏻‍♀️

We apologise for the inconvenience

HHG 4:42

That’s an album dependent variable. For example, for The Clash by The Clash (original UK version) the correct formula is X=infinity😁

Getting the stat dec is fairly straightforward if you’ve got a friendly solicitor - mine charged me £10 cash. You’ll find you have to send in your original birth cert so that may be the main complication.

PUBLIC STATEMENT.

On this the anniversary of the UKSC stitch- up, I hereby affirm that.

Fuck the supreme court
Fuck the government
Fuck transphobia.

I'll piss where I like.

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