i can't redoot shiraz' writing 15 times in a row because blusky is a fake website but pretend i just did that

DEATH TO FALSE GRIND is a story about your first battle jacket.

read if:
-into cuckoldry
-poly
-even just a lil' insecure about your music taste, or you seem to attract people who are

archiveofourown.org/works/81445966

readonlymind.com/@DommeDePlum...

in lieu of cover art, have a review:

everyone on blue sky is going to find out that i standardly typo 1 out of 5 words

photograph of a corned tip-cut beef brisket being braised in a blue enameled cast iron pot with onions, bay leaves, and broth

corned beef really not a good that photographs phenomenally but this is going to be incredible in four hours

twitter had really what i can only define as an "evil amulet" effect on my psyche

the problem is that something about the twitter interface encouraged a uniquely hostile spirit in me that tumblr didn't i'd just start tweeting like "if you don't have fat autism kill yourself" five times a day for no reason when i used it. maybe the tumblr blue calmed me

i followed everyone back indiscriminately when i first made this and now i'm having to unfollow so many people who are just like porn aggregate accounts but i feel bad about it 😭

it was for green chile pork stew, it's my most longrunning & reliable safefood so i like to make a few gallons at a time and freeze them for future parsley. better with hatch chiles but they're hard to come by this time of year

what if i start using bluesky just to immediately resume bitching about how bad undertone was

*restore inability to edit is already fucking me bad

tumblr mutuals can you lmk who you are so i can follow back i don't know who anyone is and i feel like a child left at the grocery store again

😭🫶 in all likelihood i will probably come back if they retire the ability to block people meaningfully and disable reblogs, i just get too much harassment as is to be operating w that kind of nerf lol

somehow accidentally bought 5 entire pounds of jalapenos instead of anaheim peppers, which is very big news for any of my loved ones who were hoping for a "two gallons of salsa verde" event in the near future

tumblr is so bad at advertising its own features and so hostile to its userbase that every time i have one of my little freakouts and private everyone thinks i got precision blasted

i think i followed back everyone when i made this and my entire feed is cartoon pornography now. or creampies are just trending

what if there was a website that was remotely pleasant to use that had more than 10 people on it that wasn't tumblr

logs into website in almost two years somehow on exact day they ban rape art #mytrick

blues guy

Really shameful how mask off the tumblr CEO has been about all this

this is a pattern i've been noticing, i've seen a lot of transmasc bloggers who've similarly said their posts were deleted or that tumblr admin argued with them on dm/email but they weren't glassed the way that transfems are for things half as harsh

in order to curb the follower singularity i experienced on other platforms i need to start having super public daily breakdowns. sanepussy enjoyers DNI

darkmode found. cockposting mindset has been engaged

does this site have a darkmode i can't hornypost on an all white webpage. it feels like getting your clit out at a subway

idk who the fuck any of you are or which of you are my babygirl mutuals so i'm going to be acting obsessively parasocially in love with All of you until we can make a cleaner determination

i'm not a contracts boy but iirc tumblr has the same line in their TOS

what's the over/under on posting shaft here btw. is it worth sticking around

bluesky boobs guy [booing]