i love it when somebody emails me with a little “hey cuny tv theater talk” like girl no that’s not my name and you can’t try to sell me on your comedy if you’re not in on the joke!*

*to be clear, i take cuny tv theater talk very seriously. i do not take myself as cuny theater talk seriously.

if a bagel shop sells merch, it’s a warning sign.

I just feel like we don’t always need to speak on everything all the time like you can really just let the people that are directly affected guide the conversation but what do I know (everything)

just because I’m writing a lot doesn’t mean I’m finishing a lot!

literally why write a book for emerging theatre artists if you're just going to sell it for $100+ like i’m sorry but that's fucking INSANE...who has the money!

cory PLS be in the house!!!!!!!

sixth day in hell (quarantine) and I’m theoretically ready to plan a saloon

sierra boggess giving quite possibly her greatest performance in a taylor mac play…of course!

tonight we’re going to see just how many klaine shippers are tony voters now

mia farrow is the only person winning this year’s tony campaign that woman is having FUN

listen, this is likely a conspiracy theory, but that man knows TOO MUCH for this to be a coincidence !!!

branden jacobs-jenkins, your MIND.

are my thoughts only valid when someone with an ivy league education says it shortly after I do :)

I love it when men repurpose the points I’ve made

bring back the good john proctor

we can never have enough!

so true 😭

“you should be a producer” i would literally commit fraud

not to be melodramatic, but between seasonal allergies, sotr casting, and lorde’s latest single drop, i think the spring szn is actually trying to k*ll me.

just saw a hot man at the theatre…but then he took a selfie with his program.

everyone is at brooklyn’s hottest club this weekend (seated in the balcony for threepenny opera)

I wanna throw up (metaphorically)

seeing my blood sugar crash out while I’m on the phone with my endocrinologist’s office is a new (pardon the pun) low for me

didn’t meet the loml at threepenny tonight :(

i finna be in the pitt (shit wrong show)

to the gay men posting their john proctor is the villain programs and tagging me in their instagram stories…exactly.

slow down sugar, you’re Moving Too Fast™️, and I’m diabetic

musical theatre content is so easy because wdym I’ve gained 15 followers on tiktok for saying that audra mcdonald is talented

he didn’t call himself waffles once.

or you could just produce plays ABOUT women BY women!!!!!!!

every gay posting their MAYHEM ranking on close friends only…stand up.