Well done. I hope you're proud of yourself (rather than people just telling you that you should be proud)

OMG this again but the other passenger is eating crisps. I've realised that I eat crisps with my back teeth - lips closed, nice and quiet but this dude is crunching them with his front teeth. Animal.

I can think of an extra line to add below her name to rhyme with Hunt

Meat on main

Arm? Pump? Me?

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If I can hear you talking on the phone through my new noise cancelling headphones while in a train carriage with just four people, then you deserve nothing but misery in life.

He keeps pawing at me, as if I'm the problem...

Based on this new information, I think you should have set an alarm for 6am to get up and proactively play with the toy

To be fair, having a toy is very exciting news. I'd expect to be woken up for that 🤨

I love that he woke me at 6:30 for him to fall asleep again like this. It feels like we could have both just stayed sleeping

I like the Barcelo (royal level if you can). Walk to the Yumbo. No kids (royal level) and at lounger service from the app

Same. But I'm going to the Gay Bar™ so it's unclear when I'll go to bed

Jack would like an attention please

I want to get that red jumper in an adult size. But change 'my' to 'a'

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I've just watched the final episode of The Night Manager and I am incandescent with rage. Nothing is sorted out and poor Teddy. Do I need to read a book to find out what happens or are they making it up now?

Total ride. Even with the cock duster tache

Correct. Nothing to discuss.

I feel like I need to spend money on getting this too....

I hope and feel that you know the difference. Screw them and keep goindoing you

I have watched episode 1 last night but not sure if I can be arsed with going forward. I feel I was grasped from E01 of the UK version. I do love Sibohan though, and her "release the hounds" energy

Yeah. No Sunday scaries here. Mostly, because drunk and no cares/thoughts

Drinking a bottle of Rose* at lunchtime, followed by the theatre** on a Sunday is a game changer.

*Bottle + two double vodka diet cokes and a further large wine.

** Stand up comedy, but in a genuine theatre.

Landing in Airbus is so much better than in Boeing

I did a flight sum experience thingast year and Airbus was So much more fun. I'd love to have some sim stuff at home (and I'd go Airbus)

I've had a massage and a facial. My body feels 10 years younger and my skin looks 5 years younger. Unfortunately, both still look and feel 15 years older than I actually am. Maybe a bath will wash away those years

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I know we hate Nicki M but everytime I see anything about her my head goes: EURG. Pound the alarm! Woop, woop, woop-woop, woop... (which then makes me think of Zoidberg). Overall, the whole thing is annoying

Just watched episode 2 and I'm really liking it. Especially this queen...

Winner

I had that on my list too but took it off because it's not a food. Good choice though!

So many good 'P' foods... pizza, pasta, pies or potatoes (in all their glorious forms)