Hanois in French for Buc-Ee's.

Your life has been building to this moment, OPG.

I think I learned this from "Who Shot Monty Burns?"

Would have been the NBATV series back in the day.

Well then, never mind!

(I had thought Rockefeller was fired, but he was just not selected to run in '76.)

Serious question: Does Trump fire Vance this week?

If 47's looking for a scapegoat, the guy who "couldn't get a deal done" with Iran and Hungary the week after he (probably) leaked the NYT story has to be tempting at the very least.

I'm old enough to remember the women's championship tipping off at 12:30 ET, even though the game was in Los Angeles.

You gotta bust out that jacket when you hit Toronto for the final time. (Not for many more years, I hope!)

The Big Ten is BACK!

Dusted off the old Sportsdesk jacket too.

Anyone left from that era? Mark Jones and Rod Smith are all that come to mind.

Because Amy made it up.

Replace the Michelin Star guide with the NBA All-Star guide.

Three red cards? When did Toronto-Colorado became a hated rivalry?

Or... the next step in our unstoppable march to our second and final Schmalz Cup.

Twice.

In 2029, there will be 15-year-olds who have never seen an Italian team in the World Cup.

"Weird Al" Yankovic in a red and white jacket adorned with maple leaves, singing "Canadian Idiot."

"Weird Al" Yankovic, opening night of the Mandatory Fun tour. Greatest night of my life.

FRANCE: we're fancy
WORLD: ok
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch
WORLD:
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

4-pointers should be reserved for doinks.

Top headlines: Tiger arrested on suspicion of DUI after crash. Sources: Sun sold, will relocate to Houston in '27

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

www.maptap.gg March 27
97🔥 99🎯 99🎯 95🏅 98🎯
Final score: 973

Kind of funny that the one place I've spent multiple nights in ended up being my lowest score.

Just-released photo of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson from the live-action Moana

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Fine Amanda, I'll let you tie me up and read poetry.

If it makes you feel any better, I live in the country and only scored 80 on the last one.

Studebaker?

(I may be a little behind on my St. Joseph County economics.)

Awful Announcing is just happy for being mentioned in the same sentence as the other four.

Yeah, any other draft position and he's a typical didn't-work-out pick. Not his fault the Cavs overreached.

The shootout has ruined what was one of the most exciting plays in all sports: the penalty shot.

Long overdue. The need for a draft went away with free agency, a team salary cap and a rookie salary cap.

The Draft is a good marketing tool, but only one team since the 1997 Spurs won an NBA title with their #1 overall pick.

You're right, I should have said first team.