A sign warning people to Beware of Crows in both English and Japanese. The simple illustrations show a crow swooping on a human outline with the caption "threatening behaviour" and then a crow outline investigating a basket of some description with the caption "mischief"
WARNING: MISCHIEVOUS CROWS
Politics is about addition, not subtraction, which is why we should let Marjorie Taylor Greene use our space laser.
Trump ignoring medical emergency
Tylenol took another one
BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo flees New York.
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
“Go vote; it makes you feel big and strong.” Legendary CBS newsman Bob Schieffer passing along his mother’s wisdom always comes to mind on Election Day.
Grateful to live in a place where voting is easy, secure, and convenient.
If Mamdani wins I will leave New York. I will go live in one of the other 5 houses I have, perhaps the one in South Florida, or the one in Paris, or Napa, or Cabo, but I will definitely leave New York. I will keep my apartment, though, because it's awesome and New York is great. But I will leave.
The NYT has the Dodgers win halfway down the page and sorry but that's just very funny.
Now we can all focus on the NYC Marathon.
Tell me you haven’t actually *read* The Great Gatsby without telling me you haven’t actually read it…
Laughs in trial lawyer.
The USDA website is looking really good but I think the banner should be bigger and more orange and maybe talk about genitals more? Just an idea
FUN FACT:
* October 26, 1985 is the day Marty McFly first travels through time in the Back to the Future series
* It's also the date when the Goonies dug underground
* It's also the date when the character Helen Sharp drinks the eternal youth potion in Death Becomes Her
A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
wait did ronald reagan just say go blue jays
Wait until he finds out those frogs couldn’t really say Budweiser.
Hegseth doesn't dispute the existence of a memo planning for the establishment of a "National Guard response force that's gonna be trained in crowd control and civil unrest and deployed in all 50 states by April 2026."
Brought to you by the same voters who started losing faith in the government when government forces attacked the Branch Davidian complex in Waco in 1993
....sigh
Here are the Silent Sentinels picketing for women’s voting rights outside the East Wing in 1917
threads.com/@fosteraloha
How do you measure, measure a lie?
Seasons of lechery
Updating my LEGO White House
New 20 just dropped to commemorate the Trump presidency
Lindsey Halligan has a broadcast journalism degree from Regis University in Denver. I am confident they covered how "off the record" works.
When the internet crashes, paper maps just laugh softly from the glovebox.
Fiction is important because it’s just not safe to rawdog reality anymore
so I gather this is a lot of people's first middle east cease fire.
The Muppets fuck around with the National Guard in front of stores that are not boarded up. Voodoo donuts is open late.
The Muppets Take Portland (2025)
OregonLive: Portland City Council member Angelita Morillo on ICE Barbie’s claim of ongoing terrorist attacks in Portland:
“I never thought renowned puppy killer Kristi Noem would be so afraid of protesters wearing frog costumes and chicken costumes, but here we are.”
