The acorn is metaphorically a woman

my unpopular opinion is that we're better off with Kash running the FBI and we should hope he keeps his job as long as Trump does

"they had to use a battering ram to get the drunk FBI director out of his hotel room" is a Trump 1 storyline. best cabinet appointee by far

doing data visualization at work got me like:

X axis: 4 items
y axis: 1700 items
z axis: 0 items

someone please help me. my chart is cluttered

"Birdo is, as we all know, underpaid trans baristas and programmers. Always overlooked, but without them, the entire economy collapses"

I was going to get married on that cruise 🥺

nooooo I was going to get married to @lettheiri.at.app.wafrn.net on the Northernlion Cruise 😩

Bluesky stop crashing you're making me actually do my job

is he under oath? is this not just straight up perjury?

6% of you love me, the rest of you can go to hell

ah nvm

store where I buy action figures basically never has sales. just got an email a few hours ago with a big big sale out of nowhere. 💀

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

I’ve long thought Bluesky has a bot problem, and that most of my followers seemed fake. about 1/3 being authentic is more than I thought there’d be!

hell yeah that's more than I thought

@realfollowers.bsky.social hi 🥺

my grandparents were 43 when their first grandkid was born. my mom was 41 when hers' was. I've known grandparents younger than 40

we need better working protections and better jobs, but working grandparents aren't unusual or atypical

really good images of the model of NYC they made for the hudsucker proxy from an old issue of cinefex

I really do appreciate how Dropout employs some of the most deranged women I've ever seen. They don't just have one token "weird girl," they have at least five unhinged Bugs-Bunnies-In-A-Dress

Here’s the story of one of them. Awful www.thestranger.com/forced-out/f...

i’m not being mean or anything like congrats to everyone but i met one of these women and how poor and ruined her life was after she freshly fled in her car. her nerves were shot.

she’s one of the people that made this possible, and she’s forgotten and unheard from

I'll call him. somebody give me his number

Im in a problematic age gap relationship where we're both 36 years old but she watches The Amazing Digital Circus

He'd win too

An AI dares to dream that she is human. You’ve been hired to put her in her place.

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Setting up trans rights in opposition to one of the biggest popular media franchises in the world was always going to fail. Some might say that it’s worth vocally opposing Rowling anyway. Honestly? I’m not so sure. Support for transgender people has actually declined in some places over the last five years, and in that light, dedicating time and energy to a lost cause feels worse than useless.

After 10 years of transitioning, I'm hearing this voice in my head more often. I've started calling it "cop voice." Victories don't come after 1 convo or a few posts: planting seeds now can pay off years from now

Wish it was faster, but we must bury JKR's transphobia machine one spoonful at a time

Chuck Schumer v @SenSchumer If TACO Trump is already folding on Iran, the American people need to know about it. No side deals.

I thought it was fun for like 2 days. then Schumer immediately began using it to goad Trump into fighting Iran. Tuesdays, man 🤷‍♀️

All US military operations have stopped “in accordance with the ceasefire”, Al Jazeera and NYT report.