100 years ago people lived their whole lives without the ordeal of a phone call

still a few weeks left to decide if i want to turn 36 or not

mr sandman give me your sand bum bum bum bum i'm going to shoot you and take all your sand

i just shot the sandman dead and took his magic sand and i have a list of demands

stabbing caesar in the back probably felt so good

sitting my ass down and ignoring reality

cutting slits into my asshole to make my poop more aerodynamic

eating my bowl of toxic slop that would kill a more affluent man

world is some dog ass shit i tell you what

feel like i lost some game i wasn't even playing and now my life is over

not gonna learn about lookmaxing fuck you

i wish i was mentally ill in the rich way, you know, just an eccentric genius could never be a threat to society. but i am mentally ill in the poor way, have to go to therapy

do you wanna come over and juice our peens

can't sleep gotta juice my peen

up late juicing the peen

eating is probably top 5 things you can do with food

2 saves

that's right, never forget

poop coming out a butt sloppy style

i only drink water extracted from the 70% i'm made of

they got doo doo in the pee pee port and it took down the whole app

the website is dead long live the website

it's the only way they'll evolve

the phrygian cap is going to make a comeback this year

is he i thought he was from chicago

the pope is just a man, gets diarrhea, probably fucks, eats hot dog, etc

i love living the same day over and over, no surprises i know exactly what's going to happen and it's fucking nothing

you gotta suck it out

corn dog with antioxidants and probiotics

we need to go back to a peeing on things based system of ownership

maybe tomorrow i will accomplish literally anything