Yeah no way we’re sleeping tonight

New Defense Against The Dark Arts position just dropped: Acting President of Columbia University

I think it’s significant when the same person gets a say in how either party values itself. That’s often the biggest piece of contention in a transaction.

blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

This makes me happy

Bluesky CEO: imagine a 'world without Caesars' Jay Graber dunks on Mark Zuckerberg without mentioning his name.

the feminine urge to

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If you saw a person losing a game of chess to a dog, over and over, you would assume the person is losing intentionally, that they are losing on purpose. Probably to make money selling tickets to see the amazing chess playing dog.

Anyway, the dems

“Right here people might bring up Vincent van Gogh as an example of a painter who did great work in spite of—or because of—his suffering. I like to think that van Gogh would have been even more prolific and even greater if he wasn’t so restricted by the things tormenting him. I don’t think it was pain that made him so great—I think his painting brought him whatever happiness he had.” ― David Lynch

One of my favourite things anyone has ever said about art. You'll be missed, David. 🌹

There Is No Safe Word How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.

There are no heroes www.vulture.com/article/neil...

Not so humble but also not a brag

Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni and a Smear Campaign After ‘It Ends With Us’ Private messages detail an alleged campaign to tarnish Blake Lively after she accused Justin Baldoni of misconduct on the set of “It Ends With Us.”

This encapsulates too perfectly the zeitgeist - a guy who has desperately tried to rework his entire public persona around being an ally to women is turbulently toxic to women www.nytimes.com/2024/12/21/b...

I decided in my early 20s that I was going to chase an interesting life and some times I feel like I overachieved in this category to my own detriment.

In some ways, I liked the world better before everything got super dark and insane

t.co/EcGPRMq76V yikes

Wonder if the billionaires watch Wicked and think yes this is the story of my persecution, sniff.

The great thing about jet lag is you can eat meals in two time zones

My favorite thing about BlueSky is that my bosses aren't on here and my least favorite thing about BlueSky is eventually my bosses will probably sign up for it and read all my posts about being glad they're not here.

Is V For Vendetta popular amongst Gen Z?

Fun medieval fact! The term 'Reply Guy' actually takes its name from Guy de Réplaille, a 12th-century abbot known for his prolific but inconsequential letters to multiple noblewomen

It’s crucial to engage with your community. This is why I spend weekends walking up and down Polk street eavesdropping on people’s dating drama.

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer

San Francisco has abysmal standards of living thanks to wealthy ghoulish NIMBYs and yet in every stupid discussion it’s the most vulnerable that are villainized. Idk.

This is EXACTLY what’s up.

They want love and relevance but can manage only coercion

It’s a pattern that shows up over and over, from VC’s cratering Clubhouse to the purchase of Twitter.

Power isn’t enough. They crave admiration—and can’t earn it.

Gilmore Girls is such a great show for your healing phase

actual #bestofdyingtwitter 🤌🏼

perfection