"Fat Pikachu Turns 30 Years Old Today" captioning Fat Pikachu saying "My Back Hurts."

You can buy and play the first episode of Snap & Grab on Friday! People have been asking me how much it will cost! Here's a presentation on all of the pricing options!

Spheal from pokemon pokedex entries: Ruby: Hims is round. Sapphire: He a Ball FireRed/LeafGreen: Roumd Emerald: Hees Circel Diamond/Pearl/Platinum: Studies from top researchers all indicate hims a freakin ball HeartGold/SoulSilver: Shaped of ball

my good and fun game comes out friday, but please consider: i also make bad video content

come on man.

Soul Caliber-ass Olympics

its always a good time to post this

SINCE APPARENTLY ITS GETTING MENTIONED ON PODCASTS (thank you to whoever did this lmao)

Hey yeah big event memorial day weekend!
We're doing it again!!

I'm subjecting streamers to, absolutely horrible ideas but its good!!!

a watercolor drawing of a naked rat playing on a purple piano with rainbow colored keys

cant go without drawing neil banging out those tunes today

Unbeatable website

A rat playing a colorful little piano, delightfully captioned "Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006"

20 years of Neil banging out the tunes

never played this one cause it was an mmo sadly

Happy Neil banging out the tunes Day to all who celebrate.
#pixelart

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

Shake Calibur

Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”

Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!

Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.

Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

what do you mean why man

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

The two truths:
1) There is nothing wrong with porn, let people safely make it, let people safely enjoy it.
2) If you let people define porn as bad, authoritarians will ALWAYS expand the definition until their hands are around your neck.

I just tried to "up dog" my seven year old nephew.

"hey, do you have up dog?"

Him: "Yeah!" And runs off to his room.

He comes back with a toy: the dog from "Up".

"it's the Up Dog"

Damn he got me

Pit Crew Trans AM May 22- May 24 2026 Twitch.tv/TieTuesday

WE HAVE DATES! @minimatt.bsky.social Made us a cool poster with @nuclearhog.farm and @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social Logo!

Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

Panel 1: Shen is sitting on a bench in a gym locker room, wearing a sweaty yellow tank-top (and sweating, himself), holding a water bottle, and talking to a guy with a towel slung over his shoulder. He has a disgruntled expression. He says "Bro I never should've hired the dark wizard as my fitness coach." Panel 2: A dark wizard is spotting Shen on the bench press. Shen is huffing lifting the weight. The dark wizard, who wears a red hood with grey horns and a purple cloak, and has a long pointy nose and fingers, small severe eyes, and a big dark brown beard and eyebrows, is saying "The path to TRUE power is not these plebeian exercises, but to know the 7 ARCANE UTTERANCES." Panel 3: Top-down view of Shen, sweating, frustrated, on the bench. "THEN JUST TELL ME THE UTTERANCES!!" he says. Panel 4: View from Shen's perspective of the wizard's long nose and face looking down at him sternly. "EARN THEM!!!!" he yells.

Ann Coulter blaming “legal experts” is pure deflection.

Trump was breaking the law all through his first term, openly, repeatedly, proudly.

Legal experts weren’t “crying wolf.”

They were documenting the wolf in real time.

The people who set him on this path? Enablers like her.👇

Sopranos actor Michael Imperioli burns MAGAt Rob Schneider (who never served in the military) after Schneider called for the reinstatement of the draft: Imperioli responded: “I’ve got a better idea. Let’s send Rob to Iran to perform his comedy. They will surrender immediately and unconditionally.”

#GoodMorning good people!! #CorruptAndComplicitGOP #Resist
💚💙☕️☕️👏🏾👏🏾😎👍🏾👊🏾

THAT WAS AN APRIL FOOLS DAY JOKE BUT I TOOK IT TOO FAR. I’M SORRY SULETTA. I’M SORRY MIORINE. I’M SORRY LESBIANS.