if any person ever looked like a trond grizzell, it's trond grizzell

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

Making a list of naps I'd like to take

papaya the grey hooded rat munching on a dried mealworm in her hands, her huge boba eyes bulging happily out of her head

papaya the grey hooded rat looking up at the camera with a dried mealworm in her hands

put those big boba eyes back inside your head young lady

rungus she also reads chat history instead of building reply chains Bucket rude and incorrect rungus literally fucking correct shut the fuck up Bucket oh okay sorry my bad rungus oh my GOD Bucket LMAO HE'S SO BAD

letting my ai bot be able to randomly reply was a mistake

A picture of a hand holding a TI-84 Plus TI calculator with a small oil painting of Manhattan as seen from Queens. In the painting the sun is setting and the sky is orange and hazy. A bridge cuts the view in half horizontally and below the bridge is the Manhattan skyline.

A tote bag sitting on a grey cloth chair holding pens, a wallet, a museum map of the Minneapolis Institute of Art and a TI-84 Plus calculator that has a small oil painting on it of Manhattan as seen from Queens. In the painting the sun is setting and the sky is orange and hazy. A bridge cuts the view in half horizontally and below the bridge is the Manhattan skyline.

lol, what a nerd - oil on calculator

2025

in retrospect we should have known the good times were ending when elaborate mall water features started running dry

hzrnvm ok guys im gonna go to sleep early tonight so i can finally get good rest gnight :) ⓘ Fact check: This user intends to go to their room and take apart their old Yamaha EZ-200 keyboard in their underwear. hzrnvm Ok yeah i just have to fix it the middle D, D#, Db keys don't work. that's all. Just a quick repair. ⓘ Fact check: Though the act was partially motivated by desire to repair, this user views it as having more of a sexual connotation. hzrnvm ok honestly fuck you for real ⓘ Fact check: lmaoooooo suck itttttt. you wanna fuck the yamaha ez-200. you wanna fuck the keyboarrddddd

a breakfast burrito is the most important burrito of the day

Tumblr post with 1 reply. Post one: "Rudy time" within the post is an image of a dog looking up stairs from the perspective of the top of the stairs. He is friend shaped. Post two: "I wish it was Rudy time all the time"

built so fuckin different that i jerk on instead of off

my offer to america: we bring woke back

ive locked mr beast in a room adn if he can stay there for 100 days he can stay there for 1000 days i dotn care

woopah

if anyone is down to beat my ass later I will be at your local home depot in an hour

they really need to invent a second type of money these guys can play around with separate from the money I need to buy food. Business Money. Money 2

i have genuinely never made an image so fast in my life

West Medford • 3d • @ Hello, I am new to the USA and homeowner. How can I stop receiving all this junk mail that keep filling my mailbox? It is just ridiculous, I want actual letters.

well king. bad news on that front

screenshot of a CNN article that reads: “Eating a hot dog could take 36 minutes off your life, study says” above a picture of two hot dogs

not the way I do it

In Super Mario Bros. 2, it is possible to collect arbitrary amounts of coins by repeatedly dying in Subspace, which makes the coins respawn on the next visit instead of making them stop spawning after two visits. In Super Mario Advance, the player is able to bet any number of coins on the slot machine, which will multiply the bet by 5 if the player gets all 7s on the machine. The game did not expect the player to either have or win over 100 coins, so that the number is displayed in a glitched manner after 99 coins. There in no hundredths digit and the tens digit is replaced by a letter: 100=A0, 110=B0, 120=C0, etc. until 250 = P0. The largest number that can be bet or won is 255, or P5. As such, several funny words can be spelled together with the "UP" suffix. Note that "S0UP" is impossible. Source: Tumblr user "nikoanesti"

Due to an oversight in the code of Super Mario Advance, it is possible for the slot machine at the end of a level to award the player humorous amounts of lives, like "B0UP", "D0UP", "G0UP" or even "P0UP". Please note that "S0UP" is unfortunately impossible.

Lyrics website popout has the lyric, "You say I'm a pig, but pigs eat truffles," which has 5 annotations. MonicaWeapons, with 5 upvotes, says, you think im low class but I have luxury in my life and good taste, spectral ephemera 13, with 2 upvotes, says, Truffle is something they put on fries. He is saying, you're right, l'm a pig, but I like eating my fries. MemphisMarcus1986, with 2 upvotes says, They have things called truffle hogs which go out and find truffles where they grow. He means, you'd think a pig wouldn't have a job but I'm a "hog with a job." monkeys and mimosas, with 2 downvotes, says, Truffles aren't anything. You're meant to picture muffins but truffles rhymes better. It's a made up word. Pigs eat muffins of course. Right now they are eating some PEOPLE for the mobfia. money pupil, with 7 downvotes, says, pig song. (money teacher would be more insightful)

This meme continues undefeated.

There are many NBA analysis accounts that have very good takes and will help you see the beautiful game in new and exciting ways on here, but if you’re looking for accounts that regularly say things like, ‘Why does Trae Young’s hair look like it’s still covered in amniotic fluid’ I’ve got you.

prescription for being held

This is what I think in my head upon reading maybe fifty percent of the stupid opinions I see online

have you tried posting good? i haven’t

if your "watching movies and tv" setup is live downloading the torrent whenever you want to watch movies or tv you are bad at piracy sorry

LOCAL Guy Who Posted Craigslist Ad Wasn't Expecting Dame Judi Dench To Buy His PS4

Not a major entry in the Onion canon but I just think it’s neat