Fucking hell.

It is *remarkable* just how quickly it has turned to shit for Liam Rosenior at Chelsea.

“WORLD CHAMPIONS” don’t you know

Would be amazing for the league if Brentford or Bournemouth made it into Europe

There is a scenario where Chelsea could find themselves 11th after this round of fixtures.

BRIGHTON!

Basically, two wins gets us there.

If Chelsea lose this, we need 5 more points for CL.

Get in Brighton!

So you’ve mixed feeling as regards this, then.

Who are (is?) the club?

Christ, talk about slow news day. Why the hell would I care about this?

5 Live commentator just referred to Gyokeres as a ‘Nordic striker.’

Ahhh, there’s the Villa we know and love.

Nice one Brighton

Holy shit Mitoma, what a finish

Dave, watching League Two:

Seems Brentford’s games only finish either 0-0 or 2-2 lately

Up the Brighton!

They did this last time they got to the Champion’s League tho - they seem to be a bit of a yo-yo at the moment.

Don’t see Eddie Howe staying at Newcastle much longer tbh

Congrats to Cov. Be nice to have a bit more midlands representation in the league next season

Cov set to secure promotion tonight 👀

The shining lights of the “protect are wimmin” movement

That’s what it says.

You’re surely not about to imply that there are no better beers than Stella out there?

A cuddle? No. A bum… 👀

So, we actually showed up in a big game?? And put in a really good performance?? And didn’t make it as difficult for ourselves as possible??

Probably should drink better beer tbh

Just walked past you. Your gait was a little odd, assuming you’ve got the bigger buttplug in tonight?