What about the little dinosaur fella

we all know I have no life, so:

Getting millions of investor dollars by pitching Petal Crash as a blockchain game (you arrange blocks to make chains) featuring AI (computer opponents in versus mode)

Maybe this time, if we yell at voters even louder, they'll finally shut the fuck up and vote for Nice Genocide and Progressive Border Controls.

It's awesome how one of our two political parties of any real significance has dedicated themselves entirely to Yelling At Voters. It seems like a really good use of time and energy.

“You like who we tell you to like, and you will stomach what we tell you to stomach. And if the country slips into fascism, it’s the fault of the people with the least power.”

Now begins me uploading my art here as well

scratching your ears about it like I'm the DJ and you're the record

not a lot of people know this but I actually got into polyamory so I could get more media recs. currently I have a video games gf, a manga gf, a cape comics gf, a music bf, a literature nb and a webcomics nb. next I'm hoping to find a boygirl who knows a lot about Film.

When I was a child I assumed that mimicking Lumière’s French accent meant I was speaking French. I’ve since learned better yet am once again unsure.

Whenever possible, I don't! But some blighted, evil places offer nothing But sweet potato fries, and a bitch has got to eat

Fries that are PROPERLY SOURCED, COOKED AND SEASONED are perfectly tasty with no condiments at all

If a condiment is required, I prefer mayonnaise, in the Belgian style

Mikey the thing you have to understand is that I'm trying to destroy the flavor profile. I am trying to eclipse it. I am trying to render it naught but a memory. Ketchup is fit to purpose.

elaborate on this.

it's weird how sweet potato chips are just as good as regular potato chips — better, even, if you're in the mood for them — but sweet potato fries are completely inedible unless you drown them in ketchup

Trans cave woman who came out after I Saw The Cave Painting Glow

the elite aren’t powerful politicians or billionaires. common misconception. the elite is anyone i think is cooler than me, funnier than me, more artistic than me, or generally anyone i resent for daring to be happier than i am despite my immense wealth and political clout

getting so mad at the limitations of language and political philosophy that I have to go down to the junkyard and start smashing stuff with a baseball bat

first prions, now this?! jeez...

I always thought Sun Tzu's "Art of War" was a little simplistic and obvious but it turns out yes, you do literally need to tell the Secretary of War "you need to feed your troops and keep them from being wiped out by preventable diseases"

fuck pluto lets nuke it

you gotta grade any matzo-based dish on a curve. gefilte fish doesn't have an excuse

everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

Had a very good idea for the novel on the way to work. Now I just have to sit around for nine hours Thinking About It like an idiot.

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it

advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

regimes are going through the historical record and airbrushing minions next to their enemies to prove that they were right to purge/overthrow them

Oh, I get it. Because "Yogi" sounds like "Yugi."

The issue with many "cozy" games is they're so vibes-focused, they lose sight of the CONTENT of the media they're emulating. Yes, "The Wind in the Willows" involves sitting around drinking tea, but it also includes such heartwarming episodes as "Mr. Toad steals a car" and "Rat and Mole meet God".

Evil Gamer (Irate Gamer)

Mechakara (Linkara)

Devil Boner (Nostalgia Critic)

JonTron after he declared himself white (JonTron)

powerscaling evil versions of internet reviewers