do you not have an adblocker or are we talking about mobile

i need context cuz i kinda got burnt out of the community and the franchise

wait a sec, do you think it's funny that the nintendo fans are paying for a game with pronouns in the first place or do you think it's funny that the money of nintendo fans is being used to write code in a game that gives miis pronouns?

When games are being made by people who never played a game:

you don't know me if you don't know these albums >w<

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

*tilts head in confuzzlement*

"depends if there'll be marmite and chip sandwiches or not"

She sopp on my Röyk til' I'm In Space.

She sopp on my Röyk til' I'm In Space.

blobcoal

Never forget, there are people who can't even draw stickmen with separate arms.

i feel weird in that i know 25% of what this is referencing without searching it up

wonderful

this is so me

meow :3c

Thank goodness I got a stick of DDR4 for the PC I plan to build just a few weeks ago.

I love my ability to magically turn all my negative feelings and immediate trauma into 124821231 words of lore

mega man 2 is actually terrible btw, play mega man 4 it's like a breath of fresh air in comparison, the difficulty is actually balanced, the weapons are all so much fun to use, and the endgame is immaculate even now

Charlie Kirk's killer was a trans furry. The killer was NOT a conservative.

menjabin

Thinking you're a good person is... pretty much the antithesis of the whole point of Christianity. If you know anyone who genuinely thinks that way, they're obviously uninformed.

This is when the internet peaked and we never should have progressed into the current era of social media and hot takes and call outs.

i feel so called out bruh

i feel so called out bruh

"The way she's dancing.
Am I hallucinating?
It seems that she's fading away."
-Bladee

(I have no idea what this lyric means I just think it's cool)

yes sir

yes sir