“I— oh hey, you have a voice now.”

https://www.reddit.com/r/Albedomains/comments/1kzzxyp/albedo_abs_thats_the_title_by_chosuica/?rdt=42293

Ithaca has the best beaches, so ideally the prince occasionally likes to soak in the sun a bit.

Of course… that can mean anything, couldn’t it~?

#SeductiveSunday

❝

𝑻𝑶 𝑻𝑬𝑺𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑳𝑰𝑴𝑰𝑻𝑺
𝑶𝑭 𝑼𝑴𝑨𝑴𝑼𝑺𝑼𝑴𝑬.ᐟ

❝

Simple curiosity, that’s all.

[He says as he leaned in to gently plant a kiss on the goddess’s forehead.]

[Literally melting into the shinobi’s palm.]

You’ve always had a way with words, Itachi…

[Bro is literally swooning.]

Wh—

Oh darling, there’s no need to be sour…

[He says as he gently reached to grab one of her hands in his, with his free hand reaching to caress her cheek.]

I’m just running an experiment, that’s all.

… Love, that’s not the inquiry I put forth.

You’d be surprised.

Not many people actually know how to measure weight, which is quite concerning considering how you’re taught such things when you’re young.

Not quite sure what happ—…

… You called me handsome. (////////)

[He just lets out a sigh. He doesn’t have the heart to call her stupid… or to even tell her that she was wrong for that matter. So headpats was the solution in his eyes.]

Yep. Feathers. Feathers are strong. Feathers.

𝐊𝐄𝐘

Telemachus didn’t have the heart to say anything mean so when she said feathers, he just stood silent and gave her a headpat. 😭😭😭

That is correct.

I’m just trying to see how smart people are and Athena told me this was a decent metric of doing so.

…

[No words. Just a headpat.]

HE’S A FUCKING ROBOT TOO HOW DOES HE NOT KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS???

There are two kinds of people…

Chat

Chat

Chat

We gotta address it cuz I gotta know where we stand intellectually.

What weighs more? A kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?

“I love the attention though keep going.”

“All I did was have my shirt unbuttoned.”

“YES MA’AM!”

“She said ‘oh my me I want you so bad’ I’M LITERALLY YOUR HUSBAND—“

“Tell me why my wife just went feral—“

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkYRTGGf/

🎶”Love me love me…

𝒔𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆…”🎶

#SeductiveSunday

“I’d tell you to take a picture, buuuuut I can already tell you want the real thing, yeah?”

https://www.instagram.com/p/C5SnZ6UqjAi/?img_index=1

🎶”I crave redemption for a chance at your affection yeah.
I know it's no use.
After all we been through.”🎶

#SeductiveSunday

Art by kalimo_10

🎶”All that I wanna hear is you say daddy’s home… home for me~…

And I know you’ve been waiting for this lovin’ all day~…

You know your daddy’s home and it’s time to play~…

So you ain’t gotta give your loving away~…”🎶

#SeductiveSunday

…

You.

Me.

My chambers.

Now.

[SNATCHING PANTY AND RUNNING LIKE THE WIND]

I AM SO DOWN!

Uh huh…

[He says as he walked over and cupped her chin.]

How about you come with me and we’ll see how good you really are~…

…

I should tell you that Athena has taught me different languages.

I am both staring both respectfully and disrespectfully.