A murder robot who hates CEOs

An "arctic blast" killed my whole expedition but ok call your toothpaste that

I had some room on the paper I was scanning!

Kachow!

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Commissions, $150 single $200 pair. Pay on sketch approval, minimal edits. Three exmples are shown of drawings of a scissor tailed flycatcher with a sprig of Indian blanket, a male and female cardinal with goldenrod, and california quail and poppy.

taking a few bird + plant sprig commissions! email katesheridanart@gmail.com with your bird, your plant, and any relevant reference

Legend!

If I’m being honest with myself I need the whole cast.

Now that’s thinking

Unfortunately my children immediately eat the money we don’t spend on production

I know, I’ve been trying to get a better angle

Thank you for enabling me.

Is it irrational to spend 400 dollars on Lego to specifically obtain this minifigure?

This is a man who understands the importance of the weird inside of the mouth thing that Doom has going on.

Simon has left the band and whats worse Alvin said our band is called Alvin and the Chipmunk now. like im just a thing

I do my best to retrieve the plant and if it is small enough I put it in my backpack and name it.

No time for sketch requests in my schedule, sorry!

I scuttle to the door and fling it wide, clutching the sword and wearing any armor I could fit onto my small, disgusting body.

You love to see it!

I scoot to my goblin loot pile and hunch to the floor looking for plants of any kind

Are You Playing Dungeons & Dragons or Doing Your Taxes? “The rules are constantly being updated, but they’re still shackled to a system from the 1970s.”

1. Your goal is to retrieve your treasure from a monstrous entity.

2. All you need is a pen and paper, but expensive software makes it much easier.

3. The rules are constantly being updated, but they’re still shackled to a system from the 1970s.

I make a little goblin nest of my winnings and then drink the purple liquid

Grab all that stuff and then loot the knight too!

"Give me all your loot! Keep your pants though. I don't want soiled pants."

I brandish his master's sword menacingly.

I carefully grab the sword and hiss at the hireling if they approach

I try to sound like a box of treasure

Lurk in the shadows waiting to surprise the next adventurer

I had imagined them like Freddy Krueger fingers but paper is much funnier.

an enormous figure with a smallish head, they have long hair blowing in the wind and three eyes, a wolf pelt on their left should. Next to them is a jagged and impractical sword and a gauntlet with bladed fingers.

some kind of barbarian follower of Chaos doodle