Do it.

Call me a narcissist. I'm good at what I do.

Roses are Red
Chocolate is Delectable
Easy Mode
Is now Selectable

The alien is not intrinsically evil.
Do not hate him. Pity him his ignorance.
Seek to understand his differences
And acquaint him with his inadequacies.
Only then will he accept his place
in the Greater Good.

The alien is not intrinsically evil.
Do not hate him. Pity him his ignorance.
Seek to understand his differences
And acquaint him with his inadequacies.
Only then will he accept his place
in the Greater Good.

A man who hammers his own face for fun is an idiot? Well, colour me gobsmacked.

Let 'em build it, the vandalism and graffiti that would be put on that thing 24/7 would be LEGENDARY!

It's like an ouroboros, only it's two snakes, and they're both REALLY FUCKING STUPID!

Well, I do call it her "Womp Rat"

I can try but I'm only trained in Iaido, so be gentle with me.

Have a beer. Best to be sure.

Too Kawaii for Seniors Discount
Too Senpai for Kids Eat Free

The eternal Young Lady

We're off...

All the women, of course. Use them and dispose of them, as is his MO.

You know you have a good life when you get the news that your supervisor at work is leaving and your first instinct is to have a bit of a cry. I love my job and the people I work with, which I know is vanishingly rare in this world.

Ashton, it was a pleasure and an honor serving with you, ma'am.

The news about Brian Noem makes me happy to associate with the folks I do, because nobody gives a shit he's a kinkster - good for him - but we're just pissed that he couldn't keep it holstered until AFTER exercising them would no longer open up a National Security threat.

The man's entitled to his kinks but couldn't it wait until it wasn't going to be a National Security threat?!

Takes me back to Tai Chi lessons

Am I sick or just hungry? Fuck I hate stomach upsets.

The hair. THE HAIR THO!

I have an appreciation - by osmosis - for intricate hair styling since my sisters are both professional hair and wig stylists for TV and film. Bridgeton Season 3 and 4, for example =3

Checked. It's true. The Blacksite is absolutely just a propaganda hose.

Jesus. I had to check myself and it's true. Not a PEEP.

Nothing that doofy should exude that much aura.

Totally pixelmogged

Considering how he played his role in Top Gun: Maverick? Very yes.

All I can hear is "Leave it, Lenny, he's not worth it. Let's have a pint and calm down, me old mucker."

Nyanakin Skywhisker

Doc: "This could have been much worse, ma'am. Thankfully the cut was Simple and Clean"

So tired but can't sleep. I thought I had a handle on all the worry, as nebulous as it is. Prices rocketing, probably scuttling plans I had later this year. Might not be able to go visit home again for years. 403(b) dropping week over week. Health questionable. I'm tired boss. Dog tired.

Weren't cats seen as psychopomps in certain cultures? She just senses death and is drawn to it.