If you haven't met a woman that makes you act like a complete fucking idiot at times....

You haven't met the right woman. 😂

We never really know why someone else is smiling, do we?

America, it's time to have that tough conversation and take Grandpa's keys.

I'm an Atheist, but damn Trump's likeness to the Antichrist is having me considering a last-minute conversion.

🤣🤣🤣

The guys got beef with the Pope And he has people now publicly renouncing the church.

I mean this shit is so Sus. 🧐

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They say what dying and being stupid have in common is that they are not problems which affect the afflicted, just everyone around then.

Unless you're just stupid enough to know you're stupid.

I will no longer tolerate being called stupid you will refer to me as "intellectually stunted".

And then.....

He choked to death on a strawberry and the world was saved from his tyranny And an endless misery..

The end...😂

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I think it's weird we have a word to describe people who believe women should have the same rights as men.

FEMINIST...

Shouldn't that just be the norm?

Shouldn't we have a word for people who believe that women shouldn't have the same rights as men.

CUNT..

I have had 16 beers since the 1st of January. I just thought everyone should know. 🤣

That is all....

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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It seems suspicious to me, That the Trump administration kind of hates Savannah Guthrie and now her mom is missing.

People will say this is TDS, but can you honestly say this type of thing would be beyond him?

In my opinion this would be the exact type of thing his administration would do.

I am cursed. 😔

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I feel like we could be coming up to the final boss here peeps.

Remember the 5 D's.....

Height
Width
Length
Time
Un-perceivable.

Oh wait!

Did you think I was going to say Dodge duck dip dive and Dodge?

JUSTICE! ....

for Tuvix!

#voyager

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Sometimes... people need a reason to let you go.

If they are searching for it, give it to them.

They will search until they find it even if you don't.

Don't let people waste your time while they get comfortable with the idea of disposing of you.

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Wherever you are, whatever you are doing..I hope you are safe and happy.
FDT

The fact that the orange pedophile is begging on his hands and knees and trying to get a Nobel Peace prize in any way he can, even though it will never be legitimate..... Just tells you How much Obama really lives in his head! 🤣🤣

I mean he just cannot stand the fact that a black man was President.

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Another Dream:

The crow sat on my chest, staring with those big black eyes. It leaned in and said " they must be shown the tiger can bleed"

Then the face of a Siberian tiger was above me, for just a split second.

Then it was chaos, as a giant wave crashed down upon us.

Fuck that Ford plant and Fuck Trump that orange POS pedophile

Governors! This is your time to show your constituents you have their back!

Brief your police departments and activate your National Guard! Give your citizens the protection they deserve!

Show them we don't have to tolerate tyranny!

#Minneapolis #Minnesota #Fuckice
#FDT

#Democrats

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I heard the term

"New Hampshire S'mores"

I looked it up...🤢🤢🤢

It was a HUGE mistake!

Now, you're going to look it up and yes, you will be utterly disgusted.

I even made it easy for you to copy and paste.

You're welcome.

"Sokath, his eyes uncovered!"

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Is their brain only capable of handling binary decisions?

I think that may be it...

Black/White
Good/Bad
Male/Female

Yeah that makes sense.

Are they actively fighting against evolution?

The heel of the bread loaf is viable bread, especially rye bread.

That is all.

Renee Nicole Good

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OR.... And hear me out.... We could rage out, and just go batshit crazy.

I'm not here to tell you what to do.

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Remember, attachment is the root of all suffering.

Accept change with a tranquil mind.

Face adversity with a fearless heart.

All is as it should be, it is as it is after all, so how else could it be?

Who's the president now, Sweet cheeks?

So you agree that it was wrong for Obama to renege on the Budapest memorandum, but let me guess you're completely okay with Trump trying to bully Zelinski in the White House and all his other bullshit.

Give the nukes back!

I think we should give them their nuclear weapons back.

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Have any of you felt like you've been in the wrong place your whole life?

Earth, it's the wrong place for me.

I did a 23 & me kit once.

They sent me an invitation to come to their headquarters so they could conduct the swab themselves.

"No matches, Correlates to no known dna sequence"

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I still find it fascinating that I watch and read the same news as my countrymen yet, come to such vastly different conclusions about our leader.

I'm also pretty sure that Luke and Leia were actually Obi-Wan's children. Him and Padme had an affair and that's why he tried to kill Anakin.

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I propose that the 3D print artists of the world start printing 3D carbon horns to replace the rhino horns that are removed to help prevent poaching.

I'm sick of seeing these hippos try to fuck with rhinos just because they don't have their horn anymore!