Monday Man Jr. on 4/20 Monday Man Jr., America's favorite cherubic pimple boy, is on the back of some gray-ish object. The object turns out to be a tall criminal, who Monday Man Jr. has pinned on the grass. A bag of stolen goods lays nearby. "So, you got any, y'know," says Monday Man Jr. "NO," says the criminal.
The Sunday Simpletons™ #351 Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man says "It's almost 4/20" Panel 2: The man continues, "and I've got nobody to party with." Panel 3: He then says "I really need to network more..." Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."
The Sunday Simpletons™ #351 Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man says "It's almost 4/20" Panel 2: The man continues, "and I've got nobody to party with." Panel 3: He then says "I really need to network more..." Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."
Saturday Stories For Kids! - 4/20 in 2 days comix A fellow with small thin body and a large noggin says "What if I GOT STONED..." He then holds up two fingers and says "...in TWO DAYS?" His arms are lanky noodles. They reach towards the sky, as if he's preaching as he screams "WOULDN'T THAT BE DECADENT?"
Friday Night Frannie Gets Fashion Tips Friday Night Frannie, a plain-looking woman, is talking with a lady who has aquamarine hair. "I LOVE your hair color," says Frannie. "What dye did you use?" "Chlorine," says the other lady. "...like, from a swimming pool?" says Frannie. "Yes," says the other lady.
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Wilbur Wednesday EATS a HAMBURGER Wilbur Wednesday, America's favorite fluffy little leprechaun, stands in front of a hamburger on a plate on a table. "Oh boy," he says. "A delicious hamburger!" The hamburger sparkles. Wilbur says, "But before I can take a bite," He takes out a steaming cup and continues talking, "I need to take a sip of my Magic Beverage.™" Later, we see Wilbur Wednesday's bathroom door. There's a loud PLOORP noise coming out of it, as well as the sound of Wilbur saying "WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF?"
Tuesday Toughie's Late Nite Swim Tuesday Toughie, boat jawed, rash pink skin, built like Adonis, is underwater. He's completely nude except for his iconic cap. "OH NO! I FELL ASLEEP WHILE BATHING IN THE TUB!" he thinks. "...well, at least I THINK that's where I fell asleep," he also thinks. He then thinks, "But this doesn't feel like bathwater." We then see a toilet in a bathroom where the lights have been turned off. Tuesday Toughie's thought bubble emerges from the bowl: "It's way too clean."
Monday-Man Jr.'s Evening at Home Monday Man Jr., a cherubic pimple-esque lad, raises his tiny arms in the air. "It's BATH TIME!" he says. We see that he is, in fact, in a bathtub. His arms come down with a 'splish'. "I'm a well-behaved lad," he says.
The Sunday Simpletons™ #350 Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man says "Almost forgot to do this tonight." Panel 2: The man continues, "And by 'this,' I mean commemorating Orthodox Easter." Panel 3: He then says "I wonder what the Orthodox Easter Rabbit is like." Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."
The Sunday Simpletons™ #350 Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man says "Almost forgot to do this tonight." Panel 2: The man continues, "And by 'this,' I mean commemorating Orthodox Easter." Panel 3: He then says "I wonder what the Orthodox Easter Rabbit is like." Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."
Saturday Stories For Kids! - 'Tom and Jerry'-esque A light brown cat stares at a sad grey mouse. "You're trespassing, man," says the cat. "Just give me a minute," says the mouse.
Friday Night Frannie Goes to The Zoo A furious red-haired gorilla is ROARING, HOWLING and SCREECHING. We then see that it's in a glass case next to a "DON'T TOUCH THE GLASS" sign. Friday Night Frannie, a plain pointy-nosed woman who is much larger than the ape, is looking down at the case. "What a small creature," she thinks as the ape growls. "I was that small once," she thinks as the ape continues to sound upset.
Thursdayton's Lawn Care Service A rabbit-like creature is shot with a gun. Thursdayton, short, powerful, is holding the gun. "No more digging in the lawn for you, varmint," he says. We then see that he's standing in a small cardboard box labelled "lawn." The dead rabbit-like creature is in the box with him. "I'm not cleaning that up," says Thursdayton.
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Wilbur Wednesday's MEDICAL BEVERAGE A physical fit man is clutching his crotch. "Oh NO," he says. "I need to pee..." Then he cries "BUT NOTHING'S COMING OUT!" Wilbur Wednesday, America's favorite little fluffy leprechaun, flies in, crashing through some glass offscreen. "I CAN HELP WITH THAT!" says Wilbur. The physically fit man screams. Cut to a gravestone that reads "RIP Tod Whiz, 1996-2006. Died of shock AND bladder problems."
Tuesday Toughie ONLINE Tuesday Toughie, broad-muscled, boat-jawed, rash-y pink skin, is looking at his laptop. Above him are the words "So, I was online and I saw this guy's blog..." Cut to some movie posters. "It was mainly about him watching and reviewing all those WWE Marine movies." Cut back to Tuesday Toughie looking at his laptop. The text above him says "The reviews weren't as funny as I hoped they'd be." Below that text is Toughie saying out loud "THAT's your best Ted DiBiase Jr. Joke?" The overhead caption changes to "I then tried doing my own review, but I gave up halfway through the first film." Toughie is leaning back away from his laptop. "This is even more boring than watching wrestling," he says.
Monday-Man Jr. vs. The Machine-Men Two hi-tech robots made of various gray metals stand in a light gray room. Robot #1: "Have you found Monday-Man Jr. yet?" Robot #2: "For the last time, he's not here!" Robot #2 then says "Stop being so paranoid" and leaves. Robot #1 stands there, silent and alone. And like a pimple popping out of a porcelain face, the pinkish-red Monday Man Jr. begins to descend from the ceiling.
The Sunday Simpletons™ #349 Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man says "Know any good Easter movies?" Panel 2: The man continues, "And by Easter movies, I specifically mean movies about the Easter Bunny." Panel 3: He then says "Jesus is a little too high maintenance as a cinematic subject." Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."
The Sunday Simpletons™ #349 Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man says "Know any good Easter movies?" Panel 2: The man continues, "And by Easter movies, I specifically mean movies about the Easter Bunny." Panel 3: He then says "Jesus is a little too high maintenance as a cinematic subject." Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."
Saturday Stories For Kids! - Easter Rabbitz Comix Two Easter rabbits are having a chat. One of them's pink with very long round ears. The other is purple with a wider head and pointier ears. "Hey, check THIS out!" says the pink one. The pink one holds up an painted Easter egg and says, "My body made an egg." "It smells like hemorrhoids," says the purple one.
Friday Night Frankie's Easter TV Special Two roommates who kinda look like a bird-man and a Dr. Manhattan snake are sitting on a trendy minimalist couch watching TV. The TV says "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to..." and then shows the title card for "The BUB the BUNNY Show." Bub, a white bunny, pops up and says "I'm Bub!" Frannie, a thumb-shaped woman with a non-magical witch nose, comes in and says "And I'm Frannie." The two of them say: "It's almost Easter, but we don't have the budget or the beliefs required to do anything about it." The roommates from earlier look on as cheering noises come from the TV.
Thursdayton & The Easter Bunny Thursdayton, America's favorite little angry flapjack, looks pensive. "What's wrong, Thursdayton?" asks the Easter Bunny. "I've lost my wallet," says Thursdayton. The Easter Bunny gives a suspicious smiling glance to the side.
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Wilbur Wednesday Versus The Easter Bunny Wilbur Wednesday, America's favorite non-Irish Leprechaun, is looking strong. He's holding a steaming mug of his magic beverage and angrily baring his teeth at the Easter Bunny, a lean pink grimacing creature.
A door slams open. Wilbur Wednesday, short and muscular, shouts: "HEY EASTER BUNNY." He flexes his bicep as he muscularly points at his opponent. "DID YOU TAKE MY FUCKING MAGIC BEVERAGE?" he asks. The Easter Bunny turns to face him, eyes bloodshot with rage, teeth snarling with perfect straightness and presumably healthy gums. The Bunny says "I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR FUCKIN' MAGIC BEVERAGE." Close-up on Wilbur's face, his eyes crinkling, his mouth salivating with rage. "THEN WHO DID?" he screams.
Meanwhile, in the Mushroom Kingdom. In a secluded room inside a green castle tower, we see Mario holding Wilbur Wednesday's steaming mug of magic beverage. "I'VE STOLEN WILBUR WEDNESDAY'S MAGIC BEVERAGE!" Mario declares. "WITH ITS MAGIC MY NEW MOVIE IS SURE TO MAKE A TRILLION BAZILLION DOLLARS!"
Mario chortles with evil laughter, spitting everywhere, his cheeks fat with malicious glee. Yet those cheeks are soon crushed by the fists of Wilbur Wednesday and the Easter Bunny. Mario stands there, dazed, his face shriveled by the righteous punches, the magic beverage now spilled on the floor. Wilbur Wednesday and The Easter Bunny point at Mario in unison and say "FUCK YOU." THE END.
Tuesday Toughie's Day before April Fools' Day Tuesday Toughie, that boat-jawed hunk of muscle, proclaims: "Oh NO! In some timezones it's already APRIL FOOLS' DAY" He screams to the sky: "I gotta make sure I don't get PRANKED!" One week later... we hear him call out from a partially subterranean Anti-Prank Bunker: "YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE."