no but even funnier is...

At first I thought you were making a joke until I realized there was a problem. You could still in fact be making a joke, I'll never know.

It's all alt text

Always has been.

Also…what the fuck year is it?

I think it’s very interesting that the view which convinced me to move here (the southern Most bench at Lovejoy Fountain Park) isn’t fully possible today because of the growth of trees. Feels metaphorical.

Was my preferred break location. Always made a duck check to see how many were there.

I like how they covered up the door buttons so no oopsies happened

state legislators in Oregon and Washington: Best we can do is not replace one-time funding we used from the inflation reduction act and be in a constant state of austerity, oopsy.

Routle - TriMet
04/18/2026
🟥 🟥 🟥 🟩 ⬛

www.routle.city/trimet

🫣

Hahaha, oh no.

A digital illustration of an anthro raccoon, named Mars, hiding behind a monstera plant, his right eye visible through the holes in the leaf. Mars has his hands up lightly moving leaves and plants out of the way. Mars has a wide-eyed expression. Different plants frame the sides of the illustration. The illustration uses mainly blues, teals, green, and purple.

i just wanna go
where i can get some space 🌱
for @reljes.bsky.social
[ #LabRatArt #furry #furryart ]

I’m sure it’ll be inspiring people to order the most expensive thing possible.

Anyone else here feel like their knees are about to explode?

The scamp is in good company.

I swear I didn’t have a stroke, I’ve been fighting autocorrect with my life the last hour.

Lane*

My parents live in the Monterey area. When they first moved in there I visited and Imjin Parkway USED to be signed for 50 and had on street Bike lanes. it’s now 45(lol). Now I have to show you my favorite bit of “infrastructure”. The “your land ends” bike lan of death and immediately comes back.

everything after the comma is bumper sticker material.

Good morning Portland

Lovely night

Copilot :<

yes. hahaha yes #pigeonsky

Create a quasi-judicial system with dedicated board oversight and deadlines for complaints. LUBA but for parking infractions statewide.

Okay, I'm not being entirely serious, but someone's gotta come up with new ideas.

Lmao did our "representatives" just give a massive handout to professional sports because journalism isn't actually journalism anymore and they'll believe anything they read? Yes.

Are they going to reverse course and admit they were wrong? No, not at all, haha.

AAAAAA ANOTHER SNAKE IN MY MAIL.

Two blocks, again.

Shhhh, they’re sleeping

Shucks, no Furlandia planning panel this year. I might try to run the panel again next year, however I will need to be focused on actual planning things so it will likely have to wait until *shudders* 2028.