The downsides of losing weight no one talks about: you no longer look pregnant, so no one offers you a seat on the train😒

Oh shut up William B Fuckley this is why no one likes you

Ok sorry I love light saber fencing

I have some coming today, Ive got loads of regular needles but only one double needle. A fool.

Broke my only double sewing machine needle and now can't finish the dress I spent all day making

Tucker Carlson to launch publishing imprint with books by Russell Brand and Milo Yiannopoulos Former Fox News host says publishing house Skyhorse ‘looking for books that nobody else will publish’

What an impressively curséd headline

www.theguardian.com/books/2026/a...

Much like the nieve at Navidad 😟

This joke probably isn't gonna land

When I'm absolutely furious that winter has gone on too long but I'm at Barrafina and need the waiters to respect me

My autocorrect has been pulling an "oh, you don't need me huh" lately

Early reports coming in of another arson attack on a Synagogue in Britain last night - this time Kenton United Synagogue.

This the third attempted firebombing of a Jewish building in London this week.

£5.99 or just go and pick one up off the floor for free

I would have thought on the sea shore was the worst possible place to sell seashells

No we loved the internet Jon. It was 1997 and I very early recall using it to look up fan pages of Sunset Beach (I was 11)

I love the insane giant leopard

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He would have sex with the plant Kate

Starbucks reveals summer menu return, with a captiom that the strait of Hormuz is open

Is that... related

I would not trust him to water a plant while I was on holiday

Chicken Corn Soup This comforting chicken corn soup recipe is a Chinese egg drop with small juicy pieces of chicken and sweet corn. Make it in under 30 mins!

thewoksoflife.com/chicken-corn... soup recipe

Important update: this soup absolutely slaps

(I beat this deadline by one day)

Totally. Never invited people to my home because I was ashamed of it. I didn't have to be like that, my housemates had people over. But I never did.

Oh when i moved in here i was SO fixated on choosing all my own things.

The writer feels like this at 34!! I was just desperate to get out of the magnolia walls and generic canvases and an overflowing sainsburys basket as a recycling bin and washing every pan before and after I used it before I hit 40

Yeah I know what you mean. I have now bought, after a fashion, and the fact that everything in here can be what i want (to the extent i can afford) feels like unimaginable luxury.

Errrm the law doesn't really work that way because a lot relies on "how much does x case resemble or differ from y case" rather than "the exact wording of a statute only" and it's interpretation, i dont think his career is a massive factor in how shit he is honestly

Ah but the thing is self-employed barristers don't work for KPMG or have corporate breathing down their neck

I've had an Irina Cumberland giclée print for 2 years that's only just come out of the tube. Never seen this discussed before, how sharing makes you feel small, unworthy, like you don't count as a grownup because you don't even have somewhere you can put up your prints and use your good knives.