Remember that day Steven saw the Hanes tag on my Girbaud shirt and told everyone I got it at Traders Village? I don’t know why my brain does either.

YOungLk

Me after I read the Pope's words:

Do you remember who opened for them on that tour? Puddle of Mudd.

I’d never do Simpsons trivia because I know roughly 10000x more about the Simpsons than the median human being and roughly 10000x less than bearded men who do Simpsons trivia

I didn’t realize it was BAD bad

You sound like a guy with low vernacular

I FUCK WITH SATELLITE!! THAT IS THE SUM TOTAL OF MY DMB WISDOM LOL

Humans are not part of shark diet and sharks do not hunt humans
Most shark bites are cases of mistaken identity—where swimmers or surfers resemble seals or fish
Yet Hollywood has never made one movie telling the true nature of sharks
Spielberg made millions for portraying sharks as monsters

I appreciate the cleanliness of Dexter.

Oh cool another L

Terry Jacks mentioned!

Bro I told you not to

Sorry I’m late. I was trying to open one of those *$#@ plastic bags in the produce section at the grocery store.

I love cadence stuff. Well done.

Ever since Bluesky came back I’ve seen nothing but people posting about their dog dying. Show less of this.

20 minutes for a slice of pizza. I swear to god all mighty

bear insurance
suit fraud

"I look forward to being with President Xi." Ok get it grrrl

Coachella Cancels Weekend 2 After Drugs Found On Festival Grounds INDIO, CA—Expressing shock and disappointment at the conduct of so-called music fans, representatives for concert promoter Goldenvoice announced Friday that Coachella’s second weekend had been cancele...

“After discovering what we believe to be illegal substances within the bounds of Empire Polo Club, we have made the difficult decision to cancel Coachella weekend two,” read a statement released by Coachella co-founder Paul Tollett

Just gonna mark this one down as an L. Buzz your girlfriend, woof.

It’s goblin time

Hello friends.

#Astros Bryan Abreu...

He seems to have a neurological condition that is not being treated at the moment.

“I just got off the phone with NATO, babe. They said the Astros never cheated.”

listening to the Olivia Rodrigo

Aw man RIP Garret Anderson. That 02 Series was fun.

My favorite baseball fact

“The worms found a hole in your booty they can enter, and I can’t get your body outta my mind.”