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Posts by Terrible Escape Artist

Deception! Hold up, getting radio chatter…was that 15 or 50 minutes in the restraint chair? Hard to make out

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Justice is *great that way. They don’t hire college-educated fancy-britches guards who can spellcheck

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Hard to describe the skin crawling feeling of that *cah-CHUNK* of cells closing

Hard to describe the skin crawling feeling of that *cah-CHUNK* of cells closing

Guarding at @jailevents.com is fun. Great group of guys who take care of you, show you to your bed, hey wait, come back! When those lights shut off it is dark! No sunlight.

Clerical error: mistaken identity. When I work the intake computer, some files disappear. Justice is gear that way. Book now!

6 days ago 20 1 3 0

“He’s not talking”
“Make him!”

6 days ago 3 0 0 0

Those muscles and veins straining! That “Mmmph”!

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Row, row, row your boys

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

Forgot…riiiiiiight…

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Those head straps should keep his head from getting too big. Thank you!

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Masked and geared up, hard to tell. Especially with a thick tint over your visor, or a blindfold underneath

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Speed limits WILL be enforced

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

Love these cuffs! Got a weight to them but still smooth

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Your blog for years was the first page I’d visit. Your write-ups showed a genuineness that’s hard to find online. Understand your frustrations with time spent curating and editing posts around collective content. Appreciate transparency with your decision, and looking forward to your original posts

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

A Choose Your Own Adventure. Turn the page and find out where you’ll land.

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As of Feb 2025. Very few kink meetups in my life up to this point. 
-Rope (and escapes) were always a top kink
-Strong Experimentalist, willing to try most things once
-Flexible in my role (Switch leaning Submissive)
-A slight interest (but with little experience) in things like pet play, degradation, slave to a Master

As of Feb 2025. Very few kink meetups in my life up to this point. -Rope (and escapes) were always a top kink -Strong Experimentalist, willing to try most things once -Flexible in my role (Switch leaning Submissive) -A slight interest (but with little experience) in things like pet play, degradation, slave to a Master

As of Jan 2026
-Rope bunny #1! From wonderful sessions with Au_ropes
-Vanilla jumping up feels right. I’m enjoying more of the romance, care, and relationship side (with pockets of kink play)
-Brat (stubbornly) holding to 75%
-Reorder of most categories from experiences to back them up and more importantly reflect on, with a big discovery I don’t like pain for pleasure

As of Jan 2026 -Rope bunny #1! From wonderful sessions with Au_ropes -Vanilla jumping up feels right. I’m enjoying more of the romance, care, and relationship side (with pockets of kink play) -Brat (stubbornly) holding to 75% -Reorder of most categories from experiences to back them up and more importantly reflect on, with a big discovery I don’t like pain for pleasure

Took the #bdsmtest last year (left pic) and retook it this year (right). Before last year I’d had a small number of kink meetups in my life, mostly playing self-bondage (safely!)

Nice to see changes and growth after trying new things with others vs just fantasies at home. Notes in ALT text

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Very first meetup and after talking and getting comfortable, ended up strung up like a fish. Felt so good to relax under his ropes, and staying clothed helped solidify that the focus was on ropes not sex

Very first meetup and after talking and getting comfortable, ended up strung up like a fish. Felt so good to relax under his ropes, and staying clothed helped solidify that the focus was on ropes not sex

From an “interrogation” scene where he took away clothes and senses throughout the evening, adding rope and tickle or other torments until I gave up a combination lock code

From an “interrogation” scene where he took away clothes and senses throughout the evening, adding rope and tickle or other torments until I gave up a combination lock code

Goal! All soccer goals should have at least one bound up boy to help block the ball. Or for a swing when the goalie gets tired

Goal! All soccer goals should have at least one bound up boy to help block the ball. Or for a swing when the goalie gets tired

This is where we went off the ground, flipped around, and ended up facing the floor. Rope is so versatile in how it’s applied, what it secures, and never have had the same sensation twice

This is where we went off the ground, flipped around, and ended up facing the floor. Rope is so versatile in how it’s applied, what it secures, and never have had the same sensation twice

One year since meeting up with @auropes79.bsky.social! So many fun ties. Cannot put to words how much I appreciate “learning the ropes” under him. From the nerdy physics of up-lines and technical ties to the silly moments of tickles and jokes while suspended

2 months ago 22 1 0 0

Noted.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Just wrapped a cruise with this man, so wonderful to go on a new adventure. No kink, even better to focus on a growing relationship

Bonus: 2-3 other inmate and guard role-play friends joined the same cruise. No one got arrested, but warrants are issued to get this group together again

2 months ago 9 0 2 0
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Yowza! Have a blast taking care of the equipment

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

No capes! Great job restraining this hero

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Half the work emails have been “Hope you enjoyed the holidays. Anyways can you get x done by tomorrow?”

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Phenomenal art and detail! I mean…whruff?

3 months ago 3 0 0 0

Freedom!

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

You have the right to remain sexy!

4 months ago 0 0 1 0

Excellent pictures! Can feel the guard and lockdown “pressure” in these. You’ll have to go back for more quality time

4 months ago 3 0 0 0

Great picture! Sit back and relax. That’s an order ;)

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“Good afternoon!”

4 months ago 2 0 2 0

Wonderful setup and pictures!

4 months ago 0 0 0 0

So much!

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In the white and black colors matching the pup hood and harness too!

In the white and black colors matching the pup hood and harness too!

New (to me) leather shirt, thanks to @secondskinco.bsky.social. Great fit and feel. Happy to give this a new home.

4 months ago 9 0 1 0

Keep on dacin’!

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