Basically everybody "shhh" about the meetup spot.

I watched Dragonball Z way before there was an English dubbed version airing on American TV.

In honor of the Golden Bachelorette's finale.

"It's funny running into you here" me tryna see naked pics of former Twitter people I used to see naked

Na Republicans would just be like Buck in Kill Bill

Surprised you ain't use a Ariana meme

Oh please oh please oh please oh please

Am I allowed to want Elon Musk to cease existing voluntarily here or na?

BlueSky icon went chameleon mode

Today I learned a beta blocker isn't an alpha male who cock blocks.

F-35: *exists*

Me: Is that a really small Ford truck?

I’m distracted by anything addictive in reality

Word on the street is that Elon Musk is a whole ass bitch.

With the amount of cereal I eat and video games I play, I have reverted back to adolescence. Now someone get me one of those juices that come in bottles that looks like grenades.

So... has anything interesting happened on here yet or na?

Slowly but surely

The rumors on Twitter are true. I am dying (or I self-diagnosed myself as dying, who knows).

COME BACK SO YOU CAN ENJOY NOT HAVING A BLOCK FEATURE

I got time traveling haters

NO COME BACK AND X OFF

August vibes be different

Remember when I got suspended on Twitter or X last week and still never got an answer?

Gonna eat ramen at 330am as one does.

I wonder what your favorite blink182 album is now...

You know I'm gangsta because my boxers be sagging underneath my pants.

You gonna tea bag yourself, innit

X-stential